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[lossofface.livejournal.com]

Will SOMEONE please explain to my lead-brained, rust-ridden, overclocked low priority glitch of an excuse for a wingmate that HUMANS NEED TO EAT?!

I am NOT towing you if you go into stasis-lock again, understand? Doing it in zero-g was bad enough, but this is just STUPID.

- Blitzwing

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[lossofface.livejournal.com]

In my real body? They usually scream and run away.

What an inefficient system; I should have expected as much from you organics. I can only hope I recover my real body soon...

[forgot-it-all.livejournal.com]

...oh. Well, that's unfortunate.

Considering we were made to integrate with the environment around us, we're actually fairly efficient. Especially since we're omnivores, which helps our survival rate.

-R.Aoyagi

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

Not for them; it's really the only way they could possibly save their pitiful lives.

And that's what all organics say. It's far more efficient not to be reliant on any single environment at all.

[forgot-it-all.livejournal.com]

...I see.

And it may be more efficient, but I'd say it's a lot lonelier. If you're not tied to any one place, then you really have nowhere to call home.

-R.Aoyagi

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

I have a home. It's just not critical to my survival that I stay there.

[forgot-it-all.livejournal.com]

I guess everyone's a bit different then.

-R.Aoyagi

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

Apparently so.

[forgot-it-all.livejournal.com]

Uh, so yeah. Blitzwing, right? Good luck with your friend.

-R.Aoyagi

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

That is correct. And thank you.

Of course, there wouldn't be any need for all this if he'd just get his head out of his aft and actually take care of HIMSELF for once.

[forgot-it-all.livejournal.com]

Not everyone knows what's best for them, even if it's something as simple as eating.

-R.Aoyagi

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

Believe me, I know. That's why he should listen to me when I tell him these things!