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[lossofface.livejournal.com]

Will SOMEONE please explain to my lead-brained, rust-ridden, overclocked low priority glitch of an excuse for a wingmate that HUMANS NEED TO EAT?!

I am NOT towing you if you go into stasis-lock again, understand? Doing it in zero-g was bad enough, but this is just STUPID.

- Blitzwing

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[lossofface.livejournal.com]

I'm not human; or at least, I wasn't before coming here.

Stasis lock is similar to death, I suppose; all processes completely shut down, to conserve fuel. However, an individual can be brought out of stasis lock through refueling and repairing whatever damage put them in that state. Permanent deactivation is a different matter.

I confess to still being somewhat ignorant of human functions, despite living on your planet for two years before coming here.

[stalksperverts.livejournal.com]

That explains quite a bit. Not everyone here seems to have been human, so I guess you're not alone?

Your stasis lock sounds like what humans go through when they're unconscious. That can happen for a number of reasons and one of them is refusal to eat. That permanent deactivation's like death.

Well, humans need to eat and sleep, if they're to stay alive. And have shelter. Maybe tell your friend that he can face deactivation if he tries to avoid eating?

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

I could care less who else used to be human or not; my only concerns are keeping myself and my wingmate functioning long enough to return to our bodies and destroy this place.

And I tried that already. He refuses to listen; sometimes I think his builders made his head so thick that they had to leave his processor out when they were done.

[strikethrough legible]

[stalksperverts.livejournal.com]

Destroy? And kill everyone? Why? We all want to get out, but I don't see anyone else saying they'll blow up the Institute. There are more peaceful ways to go about it, you know.

He wouldn't be the only one missing a processor.

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

Eh. If there's one thing the last two years have taught me, it's that you humans are good at getting yourselves out of a crisis. I'm not out to kill any of you prisoners: it's the human behind this place who I want to squeeze until he pops. Maybe some of the nurses too. Feel free to run screaming for cover after I tear the roof off.

[stalksperverts.livejournal.com]

The only way to get out of a crisis is to talk things through. And even if the Doctor were some weird guy who loves torturing people, you still shouldn't use violence against him. That way you're only breeding violence.

I won't run screaming, either. I'll probably try to talk you out of this nonsense.

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

I'm a DECEPTICON, human. I was BUILT to breed violence. My superstructure, my programming -- all geared towards destruction and conquest. If you value your life, stay out of my way when the time comes.

[stalksperverts.livejournal.com]

I am not aware of what a Decepticon is. Are you like a large computer? And if that's what you were created for, your design is faulty. One should show compassion and understanding. I will not stay out of your way. If I can I'll come find you and talk to you about peace.

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

Oh for the light of the Allspark

Imagine a three or four story tall giant robot, covered in cannons and armor thicker than your leg is long. That's what a Decepticon is. And it's our destiny to rule the universe. You're hardly going to talk me out of the goal I've worked over six million years to achieve.

Slag, it's just like talking to a Autobot...Only I can't shoot you, UNFORTUNATELY.

[stalksperverts.livejournal.com]

I'm sure where you come from it is. But not in my world. The only robots we have are for cleaning houses and even those are not fully functional yet. Maybe if you stopped being so angry you could find a job helping others?

I take it the Autobots are peaceful. While you might wish to shoot me, I'm sure you can't do so here. No, try pacifism. Maybe you can be like this Autobot too?

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

WHAT

Don't presume to know what you're talking about, human! You couldn't even begin to understand this war, or my reasons for fighting! The only thing you deserve is a pitiful, swift death, to match your pathetic organic life!

[strikeouts legible]

[stalksperverts.livejournal.com]

I think you answered yourself there. No one can really understand war, so then why go on with it? And please don't presume things about what I deserve or not. I would hope that in time you come to see my point of view. I see yours and respectfully disagree.

I still think the Autobots have the right of it