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[lossofface.livejournal.com]

Will SOMEONE please explain to my lead-brained, rust-ridden, overclocked low priority glitch of an excuse for a wingmate that HUMANS NEED TO EAT?!

I am NOT towing you if you go into stasis-lock again, understand? Doing it in zero-g was bad enough, but this is just STUPID.

- Blitzwing

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[anonymous]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Simply that my work is never done. I'm glad I only take care of mortal human lives. I'm busy enough as it is without having to worry about all the insignificant creatures the lot of you slaughter every night.

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

...What? What are you talking about, human? What "work" is this, and how does one "take care" of lives?

[anonymous]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

...please don't call me that. It's a bit insulting regardless of my current state.

If you die, darling, you'll find out exactly how I take care of mortal lives.

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

What do you want to be called, then?

Seeing as I don't plan on dying any time soon, perhaps you could trouble yourself to actually explain? Or do you enjoy being cryptic?

[anonymous]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

A god - that's what I am, or was before I got reassigned here.

Fine, I'm a death god. Ring any bells?

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

None whatsoever. What do you mean, "reassignment?" Aren't you a prisoner here like the rest of us?

[anonymous]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

When a mortal soul dies, their soul is reaped and judged by a death god. Their actions in life determine whether they spend eternity in eternal bliss or eternal suffering.

And...yes, for now. I'm trapped just like the rest of you.

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

Oh, THEOLOGY. Wonderful.

Anything else you'd like to share?

[anonymous]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

When I said I was a god, you should have expected it. Not too quick on the uptake, are we.

Yes - good luck in getting your friend to eat. If he doesn't, I suppose he'll be the first soul I reap here.

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

Cybertronian religion isn't quite the same as yours, and I don't pay much attention to it anyway. I prefer to concentrate on facts, not vague metaphysical possibilities. It's probably the only reason I'm still functional.

That's not going to happen.

[anonymous]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

What you call vague metaphysical possibilities is daily life to me, love. But believe what you will, just don't deny that I am what I am.

As I said, good luck.

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

Considering that I'm an insane giant robot stuck in a human's body, I guess it'd be unfair of me to deny you your version of reality, huh?

...Thank you.

[anonymous]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

That...did not -- oh whatever, sure. Let's go with that.

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

Now what's the matter? You got what you wanted, didn't you?

[anonymous]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes, we're all just one big happy, dysfunctional family. Enjoy keeping your partner from starving himself to death.