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[lossofface.livejournal.com]

Will SOMEONE please explain to my lead-brained, rust-ridden, overclocked low priority glitch of an excuse for a wingmate that HUMANS NEED TO EAT?!

I am NOT towing you if you go into stasis-lock again, understand? Doing it in zero-g was bad enough, but this is just STUPID.

- Blitzwing

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[lossofface.livejournal.com]

If you're so worried, then what's all this I hear about you helping Lugnut last night?

What are you planning, Maximal?

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

I Don't have to JustifY mYSelf to YOU.

And I'm nOT 'plAnning' AnYTHING thAT inVOLVes you eIther. I Got bIgger Fish to Fry moRE imPorTant tHings To WoRRY aboUT thAN a Couple of 'Con ToaSters.

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

Oh, so it was that famed Autobot "altruism?" You'd think they'd have gotten over that by whenever it is you're from. Or could it be you're trying to ingratiate yourself with us?

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

WhAT do yOU tAke me for? I dOn't play GaMES, Especially Not WitH 'Cons.

So YOU're sAying you'D have LEFt him Behind?

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

(a few false starts, heavily scribbled out)

Whatever I would have done is not the issue here. It was my understanding that though the names have changed, the war between Decepticon and Autobot has continued into your lifetime. Surely you can understand my suspicion when my wingmate informed me that he had received assistance from the enemy?

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

ThE WaR eNDED On CyBERTRON tWO hUndred StEllar CyclES befoRE My tiME. ThE Last PReds I vaPED weRE leAD bY SoME Kind of RebEL.

DoESn't Mean I HaTe you 'cONs Any lEss, But I'vE Got MoRE imPortaNT jobs To Do thaN TryING TO play Great War With YOU.

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

Rebel?

...you mean we lost?

That's impossible! You

Just

HOW?

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

Do I LooK Like a HistORY DataBooK to YOU? All i know Is that the DeCEPTICONS losT, sOME kinD OF trEatY was siGned and We'VE been IN ChARGE eVER since.

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

A TREATY?

You

You're lying! You must be!

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

WhY The PIT wouLD I LIE? I tolD you, I'M nOT inTERESTED in PlaYING Games.

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

I

I don't know exactly, but you must be! We would never surrender! Even after the Autobots banished the Allspark, we still kept fighting! I can't imagine

WHY would we surrender?

[hailmegatron.livejournal.com]

WHAT

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

GaME Over, man. GaME OvER.

[hailmegatron.livejournal.com]

IT'S NOT POSSIBLE! IT WON'T HAPPEN LIKE THAT! I WON'T LET IT!