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[lossofface.livejournal.com]

Will SOMEONE please explain to my lead-brained, rust-ridden, overclocked low priority glitch of an excuse for a wingmate that HUMANS NEED TO EAT?!

I am NOT towing you if you go into stasis-lock again, understand? Doing it in zero-g was bad enough, but this is just STUPID.

- Blitzwing

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[hailmegatron.livejournal.com]

DOES IT FEEL AS GOOD AS VICTORY AFTER A LONG BATTLE, AS FEELING YOUR FOE'S LIFE CRUSHED OUT OF THEIR CHEST BENEATH YOUR CLAWS, AS SERVING YOUR LORD AND MASTER AND KILLING HIS ENEMIES FOR HIS GLORY? CAN IT COMPARE TO THE FEEL OF A BRAND PRESSING INTO YOUR PLATING, MARKING YOU AS ONE OF AN ARMY, ONE OF A REVOLUTION? IT IS AS WONDERFUL AS STANDING OVER A FIELD OF DEATH WITH YOUR WINGMATE BESIDE YOU, SPLATTERED WITH THE SPILLED OIL OF THE FALLEN AND BEING PRAISED BY YOUR LEADER FOR WORK WELL DONE, OR AS THRILLING AS HEARING HIS VOICE CALLING YOU TO HIS SIDE, TO LABOR IN HIS MAGNIFICENT PRESENCE?

IN ANY CASE, ALL ORGANIC THINGS ARE DISGUSTING.

[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

.....Ooookaaay.

You know what? It feels so much better than any of that. I mean, just think of if you could do that with your 'wingmate' or leader...

[hailmegatron.livejournal.com]

SINCE I STILL DO NOT KNOW WHAT "IT" ENTAILS, I CANNOT THINK OF WHAT "THAT" WOULD BE LIKE WITH BLITZWING OR MY LIEGE.