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[lossofface.livejournal.com]

Will SOMEONE please explain to my lead-brained, rust-ridden, overclocked low priority glitch of an excuse for a wingmate that HUMANS NEED TO EAT?!

I am NOT towing you if you go into stasis-lock again, understand? Doing it in zero-g was bad enough, but this is just STUPID.

- Blitzwing

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[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

If your partner thinks being a human is disgusting, you could always explain to him what being a corpse entails. There's rotting involved. Fluids. Any number of points of interest, really.

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

(Handwriting is shakier than normal, and I'm sure Schuldig is reveling in the waves of squick.)

I sincerely hope things don't get quite that bad, for my own sake

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

[Oh, yes, this is vastly entertaining to him]

There's also the bloating as tissue breaks down and liquifies. Your brand new sense of smell would just go wild.