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[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

Captains Fwiffo and Tanaka, please report.

Xigbar, we still on for tonight?

~ Captain Zelnick

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first strike is hard to read

[clockmongler.livejournal.com]

You ruining one of very few enjoyable memories I have by insolently jumping in when you are clearly not wanted, tainting the memory that was only meant to be between me and a friend that is now more yours than mine, and therefore making me imagine vomiting whenever I dare hear anything that resembles the works of Sondheim is not reason enough to wish I'd a heart simply to feel relief at the thought of smothering you and your idiot voice with a pillow and make fun of your idiot, annoying name that I constantly hear now because you must constantly have the attention of said friend that used to be mine?

Of course not. That wouldn't be very mature of me, now would it, Lucy?

And then he almost caught on!

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

What? I'm sorry for whatever it was

[A blot where his pen rested for a few seconds.] If you think I'm Lucy, are you Mrs. Lovett?

You can do it, Zelnick! I believe in you!

[clockmongler.livejournal.com]

Might depend on how attached you are to your throat. I'd hate to cause a misunderstanding.

I think he can, I think he can~

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

I am pretty fond of it... but it's not very nice to shoo people out of your pie shop with threats.

Anyway, no offense to Mr. Todd, but this Lucy should be is more concerned with taking care of a Johanna or three. Lovett can keep her Todd.

Go go Zelnick Ranger~

[clockmongler.livejournal.com]

It is also not polite to loiter around said pie shop and never cease your inane babbling. I'd consider forgiving such actions, but I happen to be the one with no pity.

You say that, but I haven't seen the actions. Out with you, old woman.