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[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

Captains Fwiffo and Tanaka, please report.

Xigbar, we still on for tonight?

~ Captain Zelnick

Comments

[violent-varmint.livejournal.com]

Captain,

I somehow fell unconscious after dinner. I woke up later, but was only able to proceed a short distance before the end of the night.

Let me know if there's anything you need.

- Tanaka

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

I see. Thank you for your report.

Could you keep a look out for Fwiffo? I haven't heard from him yet.

~ Captain

[violent-varmint.livejournal.com]

I will do so.

- Tanaka

[clockmongler.livejournal.com]

So, Zelnick. Is that a... stupid name?

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

Do you have something against me or something?

first strike is hard to read

[clockmongler.livejournal.com]

You ruining one of very few enjoyable memories I have by insolently jumping in when you are clearly not wanted, tainting the memory that was only meant to be between me and a friend that is now more yours than mine, and therefore making me imagine vomiting whenever I dare hear anything that resembles the works of Sondheim is not reason enough to wish I'd a heart simply to feel relief at the thought of smothering you and your idiot voice with a pillow and make fun of your idiot, annoying name that I constantly hear now because you must constantly have the attention of said friend that used to be mine?

Of course not. That wouldn't be very mature of me, now would it, Lucy?

And then he almost caught on!

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

What? I'm sorry for whatever it was

[A blot where his pen rested for a few seconds.] If you think I'm Lucy, are you Mrs. Lovett?

You can do it, Zelnick! I believe in you!

[clockmongler.livejournal.com]

Might depend on how attached you are to your throat. I'd hate to cause a misunderstanding.

I think he can, I think he can~

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

I am pretty fond of it... but it's not very nice to shoo people out of your pie shop with threats.

Anyway, no offense to Mr. Todd, but this Lucy should be is more concerned with taking care of a Johanna or three. Lovett can keep her Todd.

Go go Zelnick Ranger~

[clockmongler.livejournal.com]

It is also not polite to loiter around said pie shop and never cease your inane babbling. I'd consider forgiving such actions, but I happen to be the one with no pity.

You say that, but I haven't seen the actions. Out with you, old woman.

[violent-varmint.livejournal.com]

[posted chronologically after this post (http://community.livejournal.com/damned_bulletin/313203.html?thread=9323891#t9323891), handwriting totally undisguised]

Depends. What's yours?

[clockmongler.livejournal.com]

[An arrow has been drawn to the name Lovett (http://community.livejournal.com/damned_bulletin/313203.html?thread=9321843#t9321843)]

I do fear you are not apart of this story. Unless you'd wish to be Johanna, and I've no idea how you would appear in a dress.

[violent-varmint.livejournal.com]

Lovett? Heh, "Zelnick" is far better than a name that sounds like it came from a third-rate pornographic FunRom. And if that's the story you're talking about I'd rather not be a part of it, thank you. I had enough of that months ago

[clockmongler.livejournal.com]

dear lord, it does.

Sarcasm is lost on you, isn't it?

[violent-varmint.livejournal.com]

Not really. But playing along makes it easier for me to heckle you. What else can I comment on when I'm addressing an anonymous opponent? Her loopy handwriting? Her irrational posessiveness?

[clockmongler.livejournal.com]

I suppose, but I shall let you know that good hand writing is nothing to be ashamed of and the possessiveness is quite rational, were you to know the reasons. Mr. Todd is not the most loyal of friends, unfortunately, but he is a dear one.

And if that is a game you find amusing to play, I can offer positive advice: try to heckle someone who would actually be annoyed by it. At best, it amuses me.

[numberii.livejournal.com]

Actually... I've got a bit of an experiment I wanna run, so tonight might not be so hot.
-II

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

Oh, right.

... Wait, did we agree to tonight or tomorrow night? I feel like I might have gotten nights mixed up. Last night Yesterday was a long day, I'm afraid.

[numberii.livejournal.com]

Um... shoot, now you've got me wondering. I thought it was tonight. I didn't keep you waiting for me, did I?
-II

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

And this is why they need to issue schedule books to everyone. "To do tomorrow: Meet up with friends, complain about Landel, and feed the monsters."

No, you didn't. Don't worry. :)

[numberii.livejournal.com]

That's all you'd have in yours? Man, you should learn to live a little~!

An' fine, I won't worry about that. Still... dependin' on how tonight works out, I could prolly use some company tomorrow night, if you're up for it? Might even have some good news to report!
-II

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

Well, okay, I do have "share cookies" and "deal with emotional crisis" penned in, too, but the first seems to be a bit delayed, and the second has been dealt with, I hope.

And that sounds great. Both the seeing you, and the possible good news.

[numberii.livejournal.com]

...an' "Engage in verbal sparring," you can't forget. See? We'll get you livin' right in no time!

I'll look forward to tomorrow night, then. 'course, if I'm in more than one piece by the end of it, you'll hafta come to my place instead of the other way around, 'kay?
-II

[metamollusk.livejournal.com]

I'm here, sir. Sorry to worry you.

~Fwiffo