ext_148708 ([identity profile] wantsyourzex.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] damned_bulletin2008-06-22 10:39 pm

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EYL EEN,

I do hope things went well for you! This place can be very trying... I hope you are still in good health and doing well! If you would ever like some... assistance, let me know. ♥


ZXIG BAR,

Are you still available for our meeting tonight?


ZEL LOS,

I do apologize for last night! My Captain can be quite rude at times... I hope you will not think poorly of either of us! If you would like to reschedule, I would be very open to doing so! ♥


FWI FFO,

Are you safe? I hope you took our advice and stayed inside last night! This can be a very dangerous place... please, let me know.

Admiral ZEX

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[[A sheet of paper with large, badly-drawn heart drawn on it is pinned to the board. Inside the slightly misshapen heart are a series of decorative pictographs and symbols and near the bottom, one can possibly make out a one-eyed creature with tentacles perhaps holding a stick figure, all drawn with the finesse that one may expect from an alien still unfamiliar with the concept of "hands".
The following is written inside the heart in large, all-too-noticable letters]]


♥ My most beautiful and flexible human Captain ♥

I can't even begin to describe how wonderful last night was with you! It is something I will ♥ treasure forever ♥. Who would have thought human hands could do such amazing things! You do teach me so much. ♥
I can't wait to see you again, and to explore your bo♥dy again as well! I think I barely scratched the surface of your fascinating smooth skin ♥! And I think it's an experience best repeated ♥as many times as possible♥ for its full educational benefit. Please, let me know when I can next see you, my human love! I want to show you my... appreciation.

(I've been told that humans appreciate carefully made and decorated messages... I hope you will forgive my poor handwriting! I did try my best, but I am not as skilled with my hands as you are ♥)

♥♥♥
ZE♥X
♥♥♥

[Oh noes, whatever shall Captain do~]

[identity profile] captain-hunam.livejournal.com 2008-06-26 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[He scribbled out Schu's note, because the very idea is appalling]

that's not what I don't How did you read that, anyway?!

And [arrow to here (http://community.livejournal.com/damned_bulletin/234932.html?thread=7752884#t7752884)] that's not true. If you're telepathic, you should know that, right?

Re: [Oh noes, whatever shall Captain do~]

[identity profile] k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com 2008-06-26 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Telepath. Why would I need to read your notes when I can read what's in your head?

Is that so? I think it's true and even you aren't aware of it yet. Or do you think all your actions pointing towards that conclusion are just unfortunate circumstance? Occam's Razor, Captain.

[identity profile] captain-hunam.livejournal.com 2008-06-26 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
... Talana couldn't do that.

I-- dammit, how is letting him make out with me and giving him a handjob "at his expense"?! You're right, I don't want a relationship with him, and I have no goddamn idea how the hell it ended up happening anyway, but that doesn't mean I was using him or dammit

[identity profile] k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com 2008-06-26 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm quite possibly the most powerful telepath from my world that still has his sanity intact. I probably outstrip her abilities by a comfortably wide margin.

He loves you and you don't love him. He wants to be with you and you don't want to be with him. I suppose you were just letting him hope for the impossible to be nice?

[identity profile] captain-hunam.livejournal.com 2008-06-26 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Look, I know I shouldn't have let it happen, which is why I've tried to tell him that it won't happen again. What I did was wrong, both for me to let it happen with him and for me to let it happen at all. I'm not proud of myself. Okay?

[identity profile] k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com 2008-06-26 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
And why are you telling me that?

[identity profile] captain-hunam.livejournal.com 2008-06-26 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I

because