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[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

EYL EEN,

I do hope things went well for you! This place can be very trying... I hope you are still in good health and doing well! If you would ever like some... assistance, let me know. ♥


ZXIG BAR,

Are you still available for our meeting tonight?


ZEL LOS,

I do apologize for last night! My Captain can be quite rude at times... I hope you will not think poorly of either of us! If you would like to reschedule, I would be very open to doing so! ♥


FWI FFO,

Are you safe? I hope you took our advice and stayed inside last night! This can be a very dangerous place... please, let me know.

Admiral ZEX

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[[A sheet of paper with large, badly-drawn heart drawn on it is pinned to the board. Inside the slightly misshapen heart are a series of decorative pictographs and symbols and near the bottom, one can possibly make out a one-eyed creature with tentacles perhaps holding a stick figure, all drawn with the finesse that one may expect from an alien still unfamiliar with the concept of "hands".
The following is written inside the heart in large, all-too-noticable letters]]

♥ My most beautiful and flexible human Captain ♥

I can't even begin to describe how wonderful last night was with you! It is something I will ♥ treasure forever ♥. Who would have thought human hands could do such amazing things! You do teach me so much. ♥
I can't wait to see you again, and to explore your bo♥dy again as well! I think I barely scratched the surface of your fascinating smooth skin ♥! And I think it's an experience best repeated ♥as many times as possible♥ for its full educational benefit. Please, let me know when I can next see you, my human love! I want to show you my... appreciation.

(I've been told that humans appreciate carefully made and decorated messages... I hope you will forgive my poor handwriting! I did try my best, but I am not as skilled with my hands as you are ♥)

♥♥♥
ZE♥X
♥♥♥

Comments

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

The first person I meet who worries about my discomfort and inconvenience rather than ordering me to get the hell out of their head, and it's more of an interstellar octopus. Chalk one up for humanity.

And you have no idea.

[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

I find it generally advantageous to keep a calm head in the face of telepaths. One doesn't want to abandon ship after all! Although Syreen can be tempting...

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

Well, whatever you may look like, I think intellectually you've got the advantage over the human race.

[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

Thank you very much! You're very kind. ♥

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

You're the first person ever to say that to me with a straight face, interstellar octopus or otherwise.

[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

Really? That seems like a shame. You've given me no reason to think otherwise so far! Although you have certainly roused my curiousity quite a bit... what's your name, if you don't mind me asking?

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

Schuldig. And frankly, the only reason I haven't tried to make your life miserable yet is because consideration is so unusual that I'm preserving you like a rare specimen.

You might want to talk to your human about how he's using you for sex, though. After all, why should that consideration all be one-way?

[very very very heavy strikes]

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

he started it!

[too bad strikeouts don't stop a telepath~]

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

Mmhm. The big, bad tentacle monster held you down and forced you to enjoy yourself, did he? How terrible.

Shall I explain to him what rape is, and tell him that's what you're accusing him of? Or did you want to man up and actually take some responsibility?

[Oh noes, whatever shall Captain do~]

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

[He scribbled out Schu's note, because the very idea is appalling]

that's not what I don't How did you read that, anyway?!

And [arrow to here (http://community.livejournal.com/damned_bulletin/234932.html?thread=7752884#t7752884)] that's not true. If you're telepathic, you should know that, right?

Re: [Oh noes, whatever shall Captain do~]

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

Telepath. Why would I need to read your notes when I can read what's in your head?

Is that so? I think it's true and even you aren't aware of it yet. Or do you think all your actions pointing towards that conclusion are just unfortunate circumstance? Occam's Razor, Captain.

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

... Talana couldn't do that.

I-- dammit, how is letting him make out with me and giving him a handjob "at his expense"?! You're right, I don't want a relationship with him, and I have no goddamn idea how the hell it ended up happening anyway, but that doesn't mean I was using him or dammit

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

I'm quite possibly the most powerful telepath from my world that still has his sanity intact. I probably outstrip her abilities by a comfortably wide margin.

He loves you and you don't love him. He wants to be with you and you don't want to be with him. I suppose you were just letting him hope for the impossible to be nice?

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

Look, I know I shouldn't have let it happen, which is why I've tried to tell him that it won't happen again. What I did was wrong, both for me to let it happen with him and for me to let it happen at all. I'm not proud of myself. Okay?

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

And why are you telling me that?

[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

Oh dear, have I offended you? I don't recall giving any reason for you to want to do me harm, and I am so tired of unwarranted aggression and suffering between our species...

I'm not quite sure what you mean, however. How can one use another "for sex"?

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

Actually, you haven't, but that's a rare case. You love humans - I hate them. Having to hold up under the weight of all their idle thoughts doesn't foster any fuzzy feelings in me, and happening to be one doesn't do much to lessen the loathing.

Basically, he doesn't care about you and doesn't want a relationship with you, but he was perfectly willing to enjoy himself at your expense, wasn't he? And now that he's gotten what he wanted, he's trying to cut you off and deny that he ever wanted anything to do with you. Already he's trying to blame you for what happened - like you didn't give him any choice. But you didn't force him, did you?

[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

So... were you not human before, or do you just dislike being one in general? That's a sad state of affairs...

No, I did not force him! I've been trying to avoid such a thing, if I can... I asked if I could try to win his interest, and he agreed. I'd say that I was very successful! As for not caring... I'm sure he would have stopped me, if that was the case...

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

No, I've always been one. But I've been a punching bag of humanity all my life, so no, I've got no fond feelings for the species.

Exactly. The only reason he's claiming you did is because he wants to be able to deny any responsibility for letting you do it. He wants the pleasure you can offer, but not you. Manipulation, exploitation, selfishness - call it what you like, it's a nasty but prevalent human trait and you'd better learn to recognize it sooner rather than later. Nothing's worse than a victim who doesn't realize he's being victimized.

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

It's not like that

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

Then why not explain what it is like?

[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

If you'll forgive my ignorance of human things... what is a "punching bag"? It doesn't sound pleasant... in which case you do have my sympathy. There is certainly little pleasure to be found in being tormented by one's own species...

Well... if I can bring him such pleasure, why wouldn't he want me as well? Then I could offer such to him at any time... I'd be quite willing to do that...

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

It means I suffer constantly at the whims of humanity. Mostly due to being a telepath. You really ought to read the message board more, get a better handle on vocabulary.

Who could say? Probably you're not normal enough for his tastes, but that's his loss. You're a better human than most examples of the real thing.

[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

Well, I have been trying... there are a lot of human turns of phrase that seem to be lost on me regardless. It's a shame I didn't have more knowledge of your culture before I ended up here... it might have made things easier.

I've always been different, that's true... I've always thought of it as an asset. My people are certainly the worse for not sharing my open-mindedness... I didn't think that humans cared so much about that sort of thing.

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

I doubt it. Humans are a pain to get along with no matter how much you know about them, take it from me.

And like I said, you're probably the least annoying human I've met recently. I wouldn't call it a bad thing, but I'm not much more normal than you are.