ext_148708 ([identity profile] wantsyourzex.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] damned_bulletin2008-06-22 10:39 pm

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EYL EEN,

I do hope things went well for you! This place can be very trying... I hope you are still in good health and doing well! If you would ever like some... assistance, let me know. ♥


ZXIG BAR,

Are you still available for our meeting tonight?


ZEL LOS,

I do apologize for last night! My Captain can be quite rude at times... I hope you will not think poorly of either of us! If you would like to reschedule, I would be very open to doing so! ♥


FWI FFO,

Are you safe? I hope you took our advice and stayed inside last night! This can be a very dangerous place... please, let me know.

Admiral ZEX

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[[A sheet of paper with large, badly-drawn heart drawn on it is pinned to the board. Inside the slightly misshapen heart are a series of decorative pictographs and symbols and near the bottom, one can possibly make out a one-eyed creature with tentacles perhaps holding a stick figure, all drawn with the finesse that one may expect from an alien still unfamiliar with the concept of "hands".
The following is written inside the heart in large, all-too-noticable letters]]


♥ My most beautiful and flexible human Captain ♥

I can't even begin to describe how wonderful last night was with you! It is something I will ♥ treasure forever ♥. Who would have thought human hands could do such amazing things! You do teach me so much. ♥
I can't wait to see you again, and to explore your bo♥dy again as well! I think I barely scratched the surface of your fascinating smooth skin ♥! And I think it's an experience best repeated ♥as many times as possible♥ for its full educational benefit. Please, let me know when I can next see you, my human love! I want to show you my... appreciation.

(I've been told that humans appreciate carefully made and decorated messages... I hope you will forgive my poor handwriting! I did try my best, but I am not as skilled with my hands as you are ♥)

♥♥♥
ZE♥X
♥♥♥

[identity profile] himetsuru.livejournal.com 2008-06-25 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Ok, fine, but I'm only doing it because Captain-guy is bringing me apples for moonshine.

A one nite stand is usually something that happens when two people are drunk or in a bad situation where they need someone to just be there. Even tho the people mite have someone they love or at least like to fuck on a regular basis, the moment catches up, stupid emotions and all that, and next thing they no, clothes are on the floor and someone is calling someone else some ego-boosting name and getting fucked a lot. So, after the sex, they regret what they did because it was a spur of the moment thing and swear it won;t happen again. Usually the first person to wake up afterwards gets there stuff together and leave before the other wakes. Most people in a one nite stand never see each other again.

There. Happy?

[identity profile] himetsuru.livejournal.com 2008-06-25 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, the actual sex is pretty damn good and not regretted. It's the emotional complicashuns that make people regret having let the sex happen. Moonshine is home-made alcohol. It's really strong.

[identity profile] himetsuru.livejournal.com 2008-06-25 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
You aren't human are you? And moonshine is a drink - its relaxing.

[identity profile] himetsuru.livejournal.com 2008-06-25 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
VUX? That's a new one. So, what do you look like?

[identity profile] himetsuru.livejournal.com 2008-06-26 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
You look a lot like a medusa I once had to kill. Are these [arrow pointing to head squiggles] snakes?