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[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

EYL EEN,

I do hope things went well for you! This place can be very trying... I hope you are still in good health and doing well! If you would ever like some... assistance, let me know. ♥


ZXIG BAR,

Are you still available for our meeting tonight?


ZEL LOS,

I do apologize for last night! My Captain can be quite rude at times... I hope you will not think poorly of either of us! If you would like to reschedule, I would be very open to doing so! ♥


FWI FFO,

Are you safe? I hope you took our advice and stayed inside last night! This can be a very dangerous place... please, let me know.

Admiral ZEX

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[[A sheet of paper with large, badly-drawn heart drawn on it is pinned to the board. Inside the slightly misshapen heart are a series of decorative pictographs and symbols and near the bottom, one can possibly make out a one-eyed creature with tentacles perhaps holding a stick figure, all drawn with the finesse that one may expect from an alien still unfamiliar with the concept of "hands".
The following is written inside the heart in large, all-too-noticable letters]]

♥ My most beautiful and flexible human Captain ♥

I can't even begin to describe how wonderful last night was with you! It is something I will ♥ treasure forever ♥. Who would have thought human hands could do such amazing things! You do teach me so much. ♥
I can't wait to see you again, and to explore your bo♥dy again as well! I think I barely scratched the surface of your fascinating smooth skin ♥! And I think it's an experience best repeated ♥as many times as possible♥ for its full educational benefit. Please, let me know when I can next see you, my human love! I want to show you my... appreciation.

(I've been told that humans appreciate carefully made and decorated messages... I hope you will forgive my poor handwriting! I did try my best, but I am not as skilled with my hands as you are ♥)

♥♥♥
ZE♥X
♥♥♥

Comments

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

Stop it. I'm not interested, okay? Last night was [Blot of scribbled out half-started words] not supposed to have happened.

[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

Of course, not interested! Although, I find there is... substantial evidence against your claim. ♥ Don't tell me I have to convince you again? I'd quite look forward to such a thing, if that's the case~ ♥
(Although your shyness is very charming! ♥)

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

NO, Admiral, when I say "not interested" I mean it. What happened doesn't count. You started it I just dammit it's not going to happen again. Okay?

[[Sleep?? who needs that stuff? :D *Shoos you off to bed*]]

[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

Oh, it doesn't count? My, that seems very strange, considering how you seemed just as eager to touch me in return last night... weren't you the one who undressed me first? It makes one wonder what would count to you! Personally I don't think there's much room for argument, given the ♥evidence♥.

And given how that felt, I can't see any reason why it shouldn't happen again! Perhaps you'll have convince me in person~ ♥

[CAPTAIN IS MADE OF FLAIL RIGHT NOW. JUST SO YOU KNOW.]

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

[There is a very very long string of half-started and struck sentences. Most seem to be the starts of DENIAL AND NO.]

It just doesn't, okay?

[ZEX enjoys adding fuel to the flail, er, fire O3]

[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

My, Captain, you seem to be rather agitated! You should really relax... you know, I just recently heard there's something called a "massage" that involves kneading skin to resolve stress! I'd be happy to "massage" you, if you like~ ♥

[He is one big pile of flaming, after all~]

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

no thank you

[keeps certain people warm |3]

[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

Such a pity! Perhaps later when we're more alone~

Although, you still haven't told me when next I can see you, darling! I do so miss you when we're apart~

[It seems to be leaving Captain cold, though. :D ]

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

Or perhaps not.

I... don't know yet. Later. Maybe.

[he should come closer~]

[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

Oh dear, are you busy? Perhaps later in the day then, my love! I believe we're heading to the greenhouse sometime today... perhaps you can tell me more about some of your earth flora? I am very curious, and it will be much better than my previous topic of conversation, the last time I was there...

[As close as possible? :3 ]

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

That... might be all right. Maybe. I'll see.

[[OOC: Captain doesn't know that he's meeting with Arty yet. Though a 3-person thread might be interesting... HMM. *Goes to talk to Arty-mun*]]

[as close as you like~]

[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

Wonderful, wonderful! I'm so looking forward to it, my Captain!

[... I think Captain might objec to that sort of proximity.]

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

I said "maybe," not "yes".

[you never know until you try |3]

[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

Well yes of course, you must clear your schedule first! I don't believe I have any plans myself, but I will check again to make sure. After all, I can always make time for you, my human love~

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

Sounds like you need to have someone explain what a one nite stand is to you. Someone other than me.

[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

A "one nite stand"? Is that a kind of human sexual act? Ah, it's cruel to say such things and refuse to explain! Hmmmm...

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

Ok, fine, but I'm only doing it because Captain-guy is bringing me apples for moonshine.

A one nite stand is usually something that happens when two people are drunk or in a bad situation where they need someone to just be there. Even tho the people mite have someone they love or at least like to fuck on a regular basis, the moment catches up, stupid emotions and all that, and next thing they no, clothes are on the floor and someone is calling someone else some ego-boosting name and getting fucked a lot. So, after the sex, they regret what they did because it was a spur of the moment thing and swear it won;t happen again. Usually the first person to wake up afterwards gets there stuff together and leave before the other wakes. Most people in a one nite stand never see each other again.

There. Happy?

[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I can't imagine someone regretting sexual activity, but that was certainly not what happened last night! And I certainly do intend to see him again~

What is moonshine, out of curiousity?

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

Oh, the actual sex is pretty damn good and not regretted. It's the emotional complicashuns that make people regret having let the sex happen. Moonshine is home-made alcohol. It's really strong.

[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, the contact was wonderful! But why would there be emotional complications? It was consensual on both our parts, after all...

Alcohol... is that a human food of some kind?

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

You aren't human are you? And moonshine is a drink - its relaxing.

[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

No, I'm afraid not! I'm a VUX, a species native to Beta Luyten, although I find there are very few here that know what that means. Most of the nuances of human culture and society are lost to me, as a result...

A relaxing drink sounds very pleasant!

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

VUX? That's a new one. So, what do you look like?

[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

In my natural form, you mean? Hmm... something like this (if you'll forgive my poor skills).

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

You look a lot like a medusa I once had to kill. Are these [arrow pointing to head squiggles] snakes?