I'm sure you new folks have seen posts about 'Clubs' up already, and this is another one.

I'm Brigadier General Maes Hughes, head of the Cooking Club. We have our hands in a little bit of everything, and we can always use more people to give us a hand. No special skills or experience needed, we can take care of that.

We also make weapons for those that need it. We've got a running list, but the people who've gotten them from us can vouch for our ability to do so. While we can't offer anything too complicated, we can arm you.

We also offer self defense and combat training.

Contact either Maes Hughes or Celes if you're interested in joining up with us.

As suggested here, I think we could all use some sort of healthy outlet for frustration. If we have that, we can focus on the overall goal better.

I tried speaking to the staff about this (yes, using their kind of psychobabble) and they shot it down. But it doesn't mean a few of us can't meet every so often at night to spar, or get a few matches in.

I'm more than happy to serve as leader for this little exercise. I'm Akihiko Sanada, and as others here can vouch, I've served as the captain of the Gekkoukan High School boxing team for the past several years. I'm ranked pretty highly nationally, and I'm proud of my skills. But that doesn't mean I don't welcome a chance to keep them honed.

We'll be following standard rules for this kind of thing, so no fighting dirty. And if you need a refresher course in those rules, let me know. I'll be happy to provide one.

Also, suggestions on a place would be welcome. I'd be willing to start this thing up tonight, if there's enough interest.

Hey, Dairine, do you read this? We agreed to meet at night, but I forgot to ask where we should.

- Astor

DEAR YUKARI, KENSHIN, YUFFIE, SHEENA, AND SAGARA

I HEAR YOU SUCK COCKS. CONFIRM/DENY.

Shuji are you here? Please reply if you are. I'm sorry.


Um, if you see a teenage boy that is tall, has short dark gray-brown hair, and wears glasses, would you let him know that Chise is looking for him? He's my boyfriend husband partner friend husband boyfriend.


[in small letters]
Is this place run by the SDF military?

Item Finding/Information Collecting/Errand Running Service

As before, I'm offering my services to those who can't or have other obligations. I'm not asking for anything in return, except possibly information--questions such as where you've came from, or something of that sort. I don't require anything more in exchange if you have nothing to barter.

If you have an item you need, list it here, and a way to contact you. If you know where it might be, add that as well, but it's not necessary.

If it's about information and you can't talk about it here, I will contact you.

If you need an errand done, we'll discuss it.

-R.

Robin, Superboy!

Are you guys here too? What's going on?

Impulse

What must a man do to get a cup of coffee in this brew-barren wasteland?

SubZero, HK-47,

Shall we? I have acquired new information.

-Arlene

Second call for Arts & Crafts:

If anyone wishes to join Arts & Crafts tonight and have yet to let me know, please respond below.

Kirijo-san,

We spoke before about cooperation. Do you or anyone in your organization wish to work with Arts & Crafts tonight?

-Vice Captain Hinamori Momo

WHY ARE YOU HUMANS ORGANICS SO OBSESSED WITH THIS SEX THING?!

STOP IT! IMMEDIATELY!

[Lugnut struck out "humans" and replaced it with "organics".]

Ed-


Do you have your radio?

I wanna look at it.


-<3 W

Norn,

I will be stopping by your room first thing tonight. I only need a moment of your time.

Lucivar,

If you are still here, please respond.

-Vice Captain Hinamori Momo