(no subject)

[hotbitterproof.livejournal.com]

What must a man do to get a cup of coffee in this brew-barren wasteland?

Comments

[high-prosecutor.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid, sir, that you will find this place sadly lacking in coffee. It's also lacking in tea, which is quite the shame.

[chocomancer.livejournal.com]

There's a staff kitchen on the second floor. I'd hazard a guess that they have a coffeemaker, at least.

[rope-victim.livejournal.com]

I wish everything worked like it was supposed to at night. If that was the case, I could make coffeecake.

[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

I dunno either, but if you happen to find out, could you let me know? It's been days, even instant would really hit the spot.

[offduty.livejournal.com]

Spin three times and click your heels. If you wear a tutu, you can get a bonus shot of espresso.