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I've been told Harry Potter's in the house. I need more personal confirmation of this.

(lady-like handwriting)

What a sweet, charming young man you are. I hope I get to meet you too, though it looks like you're going to be pretty busy for a while.

♥

The heart was overkill. I don't want any. Scram.

I'm not offering.

♥♥♥♥

Neither am I.

Could have fooled me. It seems like you're offering a lot here.

Then I guess your reading comprehension sucks.

Compared to yours? Could be. I'm not nearly as well read as you seem to be after all.

Got anything better to post about? 'Cause your approach is pretty boring.

What can I say? I'm a boring person. I could try the same tactic others above me have used.

How's this:

I'm not so insecure in myself as to want to attack others just because someone told me I wasn't real.
What does your brother think of all this?

Insecure? I think it's kinda great. And HP, damn. I'm a misjudged fan.

Who cares.

I'm not very familiar with it all myself. Must be from before my time.

I think you do.

But, sadly, I'm simply no good with this witty banter you've engaged in with so many here. How you've managed to cut them all down with a few words. You just run circles around them all. I must admit, I'm terribly impressed.

♥

Yeah, I'm sure you are. Thanks ever so for your contribution.

I am! What was it you said? "I'm a misjudged fan", right?

Not everyone on this board thinks you're an arrogant asshole. I could be a fan of yours after watching your movie. You're very popular, you know.

Everyone should think I'm an arrogant asshole. Takes too many brain cells to think otherwise.

I was popular before, but thanks.

Arrogant? Yes. Asshole? Probably not. I've found that people that are arrogant either are for a good reason, or are simply too stupid to know any better.

I do hope you're the first.

Would it be any fun if I just gave it away?

Of course not. ♥ I would much rather figure you out on my own.

Depending on who I'm writing to, I might say go for it. But since I don't, and apparently I have just as good a chance as meeting Ted Bundy as anyone else, I'm withholding my XOXOXs.

Not that I couldn't take Ted in a fight.

I could give you my name, but I doubt you would recognize it. I'm not as famous as Harry Potter after all. But I can assure you I'm no Ted Bundy.

I'll take your word for it.

Really? So easily? You really are as sweet as they say. ♥

Yep, that's me. Like sugar.

But are you just as bad for my health?

In a place like this, everything's bad for your health.

So true. And your fellow patients are so much worse than almost anything else you will see here.

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