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I've been told Harry Potter's in the house. I need more personal confirmation of this.

Everyone should think I'm an arrogant asshole. Takes too many brain cells to think otherwise.

I was popular before, but thanks.

Arrogant? Yes. Asshole? Probably not. I've found that people that are arrogant either are for a good reason, or are simply too stupid to know any better.

I do hope you're the first.

Would it be any fun if I just gave it away?

Of course not. ♥ I would much rather figure you out on my own.

Depending on who I'm writing to, I might say go for it. But since I don't, and apparently I have just as good a chance as meeting Ted Bundy as anyone else, I'm withholding my XOXOXs.

Not that I couldn't take Ted in a fight.

I could give you my name, but I doubt you would recognize it. I'm not as famous as Harry Potter after all. But I can assure you I'm no Ted Bundy.

I'll take your word for it.

Really? So easily? You really are as sweet as they say. ♥

Yep, that's me. Like sugar.

But are you just as bad for my health?

In a place like this, everything's bad for your health.

So true. And your fellow patients are so much worse than almost anything else you will see here.

Anything less, and the sky would be pink.

♥

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