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I've been told Harry Potter's in the house. I need more personal confirmation of this.

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What do you want?

-Harry

To meet you, of course.

Who are you?

Would you believe if I said I was a fan?

Probably not.

Well, I so am. Let's be buds.

I've got "buds" already, thanks.

And now you've got one more. Count yourself lucky.

Somehow I don't think some bloke who wants me on "a silver platter" [[arrow pointing to the comment above]] is really looking to be my mate.

What do you really want?

Man, you really are British, aren't you?

Think of it this way: my sixth grade teacher made me read you as part of the school curriculum. Who wouldn't want a piece of that action now?

And you seem really American.

I'm not really in the mood for any sort of "action", sorry. If you really are interested in being allies, then I apologise for being so suspicious and rude, if not you are wasting my time.

Don't be so hasty, I could be Canadian.

Hell, allies, sure. We have stuff in common.

You must be getting tired of this shit.

I'm used to it. Where I'm from people don't usually insist I'm a character in a children's novel, but stuff like this happens to me all the time.

Thanks, though, for sticking up for me.

No problem. We got to stick together, after all.

We do.

You would think coming to a mental place like this I could at least get away from people knowing all about me, but no. I still have to be well known and famous. ~~I bet Ron would~~

Makes me glad I'm normally invisible...

I'm sometimes invisible, and I have to agree that you're lucky.

It's my mistake. I mentioned you being here. I didn't realize he'd be so... fascinated.

Keeping my mouth shut from now on, honestly.

- Edward

Did you not watch my movie at all? It's like you know nothing about me.

The movie didn't exactly focus on you. I told you the script left a lot to be desired in terms of the characters.

I get the feeling your movie would the Victorian era porn. And not the good kind.

Since, you know, there's not a good kind.

It's not that big of a deal, really. I'm mildly annoying, but that's his fault not yours.

Uhh, look, I'm really sorry. My friend tends to get fascinated by the most random things ~~even if it is freaking unbelievable if you're actually you~~ and he's not the most... tactful even at the best of times. Please don't take offense, he's not trying to be rude ~~I hope~~

I saw that scribbled out part. Admit it, you know you want to.

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