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I've been told Harry Potter's in the house. I need more personal confirmation of this.

I've got "buds" already, thanks.

And now you've got one more. Count yourself lucky.

Somehow I don't think some bloke who wants me on "a silver platter" [[arrow pointing to the comment above]] is really looking to be my mate.

What do you really want?

Man, you really are British, aren't you?

Think of it this way: my sixth grade teacher made me read you as part of the school curriculum. Who wouldn't want a piece of that action now?

And you seem really American.

I'm not really in the mood for any sort of "action", sorry. If you really are interested in being allies, then I apologise for being so suspicious and rude, if not you are wasting my time.

Don't be so hasty, I could be Canadian.

Hell, allies, sure. We have stuff in common.

What stuff?

I'll tell you all about it in person. You'll let me see your scar or whatever, won't you?

Which one? I have a few.

Isn't the lightning bolt one supposed to be all famous and shit? I don't remember the others, just that.

Which of those books did your professor make you read?

The first one! HP went to school and some dude's toad kept going missing. And there was the guy with the head in the back of his turban. That's about all I remember.

But that's what the movies are for. Think I saw more than the first one.

If I do meet you, are you expecting a scrawny, thin, little eleven year old with broken glasses and no clue how to use magic then?

... Hey, that's a good point. If there are a bunch of superheroes and book characters running around, someone's gotta decide which plot point they're coming from.

Ha, that's seriously funny.

And I don't know, are you supposed to look any different when you're older?

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