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I've been told Harry Potter's in the house. I need more personal confirmation of this.

What?

Yeah, that's what I said.

But he's not real.

No kidding. But supernatural powers do, in fact, exist and last night I shook hands with Pyramid Head from Silent Hill, so...

Well, yeah, I know about powers, but that doesn't mean that Harry Potter is suddenly real.

What's Silent Hill?

I'd like to think if someone's going to shove me in a so-called mental institution that defies the laws of physics, then the very least they could do is give me Harry Potter on a silver platter.

You know who he is, and you apparently believe in the wild and zany, but you don't know the video game?

I never really played many video games. But you think you saw something that's from a game? That's a little ridiculous, even for me.

I wish I could say I just hallucinated it, but I've got the battle wounds to prove it. That, and I've been told I'm a character ripped from someone's movie script. Ridiculous is kinda right up my alley right now.

But hey, you could be a batshit crazy dude that believes in Tinkerbell or something yourself. It's all relative.

Someone by that name's around. What's it to you?

Good lord in heaven.

I love you people.

Whoa whoa whoa, wait. Character from a movie script? What are you talking about?

That this bulletin board thing is made of crack? Don't ask me, I didn't make it this way.

Like I said: two people have already told me they know me. From a movie. Only not as the actor, but you know. The character. As in fictitious, but not. Keeping up with me, stranger?

So you're saying you're from a movie and Harry Potter is here straight out of the books?

I can accept that there might be parallel dimensions, but you're talking about fiction. Whoever told you that was probably just trying to pull some kind of prank on you, right?

You're kidding, right?

~~Maybe you should ask Kasady, he's got a hard-on for that retarded kiddy crap~~

No, I'm saying someone claimed I'm from a movie, and that someone by the name of our favorite HP is running around.

Come on, believing in parallel dimension crap over this? When people come right out and tell you your deepest, darkest secrets of which they should have no knowledge, I'd say there's a possibility.

Can't a guy throw out a few wizard jokes without being judged?

Well, no one's been coming out with any of my secrets, so I think I'll stay skeptical for now.

Thanks for the info, though. Good luck finding Harry Potter, I guess.

Leave your name and number, and we'll try to get back to you. Or else you're just not as popular.

Yeah, if you can call it info. Whatever.

You're really weird, aren't you.

Give me a break, it's Harry fucking Potter. An entire generation of kids have been permanently altered because of that novel.

Hey, public forum, public opinion. And I hope you're a kid because otherwise I'd say you're too old to be buying wizards and dragons and crap.

What do you want?

-Harry

Um, yes I am.

-Harry

Never said I bought any of it.

To meet you, of course.

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