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I've been told Harry Potter's in the house. I need more personal confirmation of this.

I never really played many video games. But you think you saw something that's from a game? That's a little ridiculous, even for me.

I wish I could say I just hallucinated it, but I've got the battle wounds to prove it. That, and I've been told I'm a character ripped from someone's movie script. Ridiculous is kinda right up my alley right now.

But hey, you could be a batshit crazy dude that believes in Tinkerbell or something yourself. It's all relative.

Whoa whoa whoa, wait. Character from a movie script? What are you talking about?

That this bulletin board thing is made of crack? Don't ask me, I didn't make it this way.

Like I said: two people have already told me they know me. From a movie. Only not as the actor, but you know. The character. As in fictitious, but not. Keeping up with me, stranger?

So you're saying you're from a movie and Harry Potter is here straight out of the books?

I can accept that there might be parallel dimensions, but you're talking about fiction. Whoever told you that was probably just trying to pull some kind of prank on you, right?

No, I'm saying someone claimed I'm from a movie, and that someone by the name of our favorite HP is running around.

Come on, believing in parallel dimension crap over this? When people come right out and tell you your deepest, darkest secrets of which they should have no knowledge, I'd say there's a possibility.

Well, no one's been coming out with any of my secrets, so I think I'll stay skeptical for now.

Thanks for the info, though. Good luck finding Harry Potter, I guess.

Leave your name and number, and we'll try to get back to you. Or else you're just not as popular.

Yeah, if you can call it info. Whatever.

Nope, it's true. Back at home, Harry Potter is a book and movie character, and yet last night I was running around with him. He's real.

It was probably just some kid acting like he was Harry Potter. I mean, he's a book character.

I don't think so. I mean, I saw him with my own eyes.

That, and yesterday I met Obi-Wan Kenobi. It wasn't a trick at all.

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Tell me you're more amazed at your own words than you're letting on.

It's true! We spoke in the music room. I nearly had a heart attack when he walked up to me.

Got a thing for Ewan McGregor?

Or are we talking the old, old guy.

He's a good actor?

No, not the old one. The young one.

But apparently he's stuck in Jedi mode around here?

It's almost too amusing a concept.

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