[Handwriting non-anonymous, but unfamilliar]

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

Yuber:

Do you want to join up tonight?

~ Your ally from last night

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Zigbar:

I meant it when I said thank you. I hope we can speak again.

~ Your breakfast companion

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Yuber's weapon-making ally:

I think we should speak; Yuber and I collected some very... interesting chemicals last night. Are you familiar with gunpowder? :)

~ Someone who'd like to help in the weapon-making

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Anyone who has been displaced:

Ur-Quan, slaveshield, Alliance of Free Stars, Commander Talana, Commander Hayes, Spathi, Pkunk, Arilou, Shofixti, Syreen, Vindicator, Melnorme, Yehat, Umgah, Sa-matra, Sol III, Dnyarri and Talking Pets, Precursors...

[To the side, he posts this page of drawings, a large arrow pointing at it.]

Please reply if any of this is familiar to you.

~ "Captain"

Comments

[ooc: I spent five minutes convulsing with laughter. <3 Oh god that's fantastic~]

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

[strikes readable, with effort]

...

This place is screwed up.

I arrived last night, so yes, I have seen how very abnormal this place is, and several people have explained already how very little of its abnormality I've seen. And... upon some thought, I'm almost inclined to believe what you say. It fits with what others have told me about this place. And you certainly SOUND like ZEX.

Directly after I brought you that xenoform, you tried to kidnap me. I'm not particularly inclined to forgive that. But I am willing to speak with you; if you are who you say you are, you should be able to find me, and we can talk face-to-face.

And stop trying to get into my pants!

[he is quite shameless OD and his writing is still awful]

[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

It is a very strange place, isn't it? My current theory thinks that perhaps the Umgah may be responsible... this would fit with their strange sense of humor I would think, although I still do not know how all that has happened here could be accomplished. I have many unanswered questions.

But all of that pales at the thought of seeing you again! Ah, I'd hoped we could meet under happier circumstances... but I suppose there is little to be done about it now.

Oh, human! "Kidnap" is such a strong word. I prefer to think of it as... a misunderstanding. I would never want to hurt you, my human love! I am just, perhaps, the tiniest bit overzealous in my attentions, and who could blame me? You are, after all, irresistable. Considering our less-than-favorable situation, I propose that we leave such unpleasantness behind us, in favor of developing a more... advantageous relationship. I'm quite willing to leave such ugliness in the past.

I don't suppose you would care to give me a hint as to where and when I may find you? I would like to meet with you as soon as I can, but I'm not opposed to a game of... how would you humans put it... Predator and prey? Only speaking metaphorically, of course! I certainly don't want to eat you... .

With great fondness,
Admiral ZEX

[... and this one made me SQUEAK with laughter. *Giggles* OH, ZEX, YOU PERV]

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

oh dear god maybe this isn't a good idea

"Overzealous" doesn't even begin to describe you.

Find me in the sunroom, after the showers are over. We'll... talk. As long as you keep your appendages to yourself.

[ZEX makes no promises as to the whereabouts of his appendages]

[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

Marvelous! I'm looking forward to it.