It is a very strange place, isn't it? My current theory thinks that perhaps the Umgah may be responsible... this would fit with their strange sense of humor I would think, although I still do not know how all that has happened here could be accomplished. I have many unanswered questions.

But all of that pales at the thought of seeing you again! Ah, I'd hoped we could meet under happier circumstances... but I suppose there is little to be done about it now.

Oh, human! "Kidnap" is such a strong word. I prefer to think of it as... a misunderstanding. I would never want to hurt you, my human love! I am just, perhaps, the tiniest bit overzealous in my attentions, and who could blame me? You are, after all, irresistable. Considering our less-than-favorable situation, I propose that we leave such unpleasantness behind us, in favor of developing a more... advantageous relationship. I'm quite willing to leave such ugliness in the past.

I don't suppose you would care to give me a hint as to where and when I may find you? I would like to meet with you as soon as I can, but I'm not opposed to a game of... how would you humans put it... Predator and prey? Only speaking metaphorically, of course! I certainly don't want to eat you... .

With great fondness,
Admiral ZEX