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Lord Suou Tamaki cordially invites the patients of Landel's Institute to attend the first meeting of the Landel's Institute Host Club, following today's brunch. Our Hosts will be there to entertain you and turn your minds to pleasant thoughts! Please do come and see us.
Location to be announced later.
- Lord Suou Tamaki
Location to be announced later.
- Lord Suou Tamaki
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But a host club? What the hell, kid?
Maybe it means something different in whatever days you're from...
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What the fuck are they teaching you kids these days?
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It... it isn't anything lewd!
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This must be what going crazy feels like.
Either that, or I'm way, way more out of touch than I thought.
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WhoresProstitutes.
At least that's how it was last time I checked. Which was admittedly a while ago.
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WHAT?!?!?
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So yeah. As far as I knew, host clubs are a bunch of
whoresprostitutes.But that could have changed, I'm sure!
I meant it's been a while since I've hit up(The last line is thoroughly scribbled out.)
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Goddamn. What is it with the fucking kids these days?
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Then you're missing out on all the fun.Okay. So if you're not a prostitute (AND I AM NOT IMPLYING YOU ARE) what the hell do you do?
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Shit. If you only got to have sex with people you loved, I'd still be a virgin. And that would be so goddamn sad.
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And perhaps if you had more respect for human bonds you wouldn't be so crude! I would far rather be chaste than be a brute!
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You want to see brute, I'll show you brute, kid. I have more respect for loyalty and life than you will ever be able to encompass. Respect is shown with blood and the edge of a sword, not faggy language.
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You know very little of me, sir, and I would not venture to assume you do.
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Maybe it's changed in the modern world because you live such soft lives. But the ultimate symbol of love and loyalty is fighting, killing, and dying for someone. There is nothing more real than that.
I fight and kill for people that can't even see me. I have fought and killed for you.
So don't get uppity with me, Sally.
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