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Lord Suou Tamaki cordially invites the patients of Landel's Institute to attend the first meeting of the Landel's Institute Host Club, following today's brunch. Our Hosts will be there to entertain you and turn your minds to pleasant thoughts! Please do come and see us.

Location to be announced later.

- Lord Suou Tamaki

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Of course not! Whyever would you think it was?!?

~~Whores~~

Prostitutes.

At least that's how it was last time I checked. Which was admittedly a while ago.

....

WHAT?!?!?

They do still have prostitutes wherever/whenever you're from, right?

So yeah. As far as I knew, host clubs are a bunch of ~~whores~~ prostitutes.

But that could have changed, I'm sure!

~~I meant it's been a while since I've hit up~~

(The last line is thoroughly scribbled out.)

I AM NOT A PROSTITUTE!

I NEVER SAID YOU WERE. CALM THE FUCK DOWN, SALLY.

Goddamn. What is it with the fucking kids these days?

I'm a Host! I Host! I entertain in a chaste and pure manner!

~~Then you're missing out on all the fun.~~

Okay. So if you're not a prostitute (AND I AM NOT IMPLYING YOU ARE) what the hell do you do?

I entertain! With conversation and tea and chaste flirtations! That... other... no!

So, you're gay?

No, I am not! I adore women!

THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKING OUT ABOUT FUCKING THEM?

I would ask you not use such crdue language! That manner of intimacy is a sacred and private expression between two people in love!

I hate to break it to you... but it's not. Fun, yes. Good exercise, yes. But there is not anything sacred about ending up in the wet spot.

Shit. If you only got to have sex with people you loved, I'd still be a virgin. And that would be so goddamn sad.

It is sacred! It's the most beautiful expression between two people and... and...

And perhaps if you had more respect for human bonds you wouldn't be so crude! I would far rather be chaste than be a brute!

It's sex. Love is sacred. Trust is sacred. Fucking is just... fucking. Which is, I imagine, why love is rare and trust is easily broken, and it only takes a couple drinks and some dancing to get a girl to want to sleep with you.

You want to see brute, I'll show you brute, kid. I have more respect for loyalty and life than you will ever be able to encompass. Respect is shown with blood and the edge of a sword, not faggy language.

And sex without love is meaningless and empty. It's... it's not right. It's the ultimate symbol of coming together and joining two minds, bodies and souls! It shouldn't be treated as a...a... a recreational activity!

You know very little of me, sir, and I would not venture to assume you do.

I always found that whole 'joining of two souls' thing fucking hilarious. It's a recreational activity if people do it for fun. And across the world, people do. This isn't some kind of romance penny dreadful.

Maybe it's changed in the modern world because you live such soft lives. But the ultimate symbol of love and loyalty is fighting, killing, and dying for someone. There is nothing more real than that.

I fight and kill for people that can't even see me. I have fought and killed for you.

So don't get uppity with me, Sally.

No, it isn't. Or perhaps it is in your eyes, but not in mine. And there is nothing you can say to change my mind on the matter.

Sacificing yourself for love is an act of only one. It is the greatest thing one human can do for another, but it symbolizes the love of one. And it isn't constrained to the love of lovers - it embraces all love, romantic, friendship and family. I would gladly lay down my life for my friends and family, sir, and risk so every night without qualm. My blade does not swing for me, but for those I care for.

My name is Lord Suou Tamaki.

Well, one day you'll get laid. It can happen to anyone.

You're on the right track. Maybe some day you'll understand bleeding and dying for people that can never and will never know you. Or maybe you never will, and that's okay too. Most people aren't the right kind of crazy for that.

But either way, don't get your shorts in a wad when we're doing our best to enjoy what life we have while we can.

Abarai Renji, Vice-Captain Sixth Division

(Do you actually have a sword, or is that just another figure of speech? Because fuck, I need a sword. I've managed with fists and these cheap-ass pens, but my job would be easier and better done if I had a real goddamn weapon.)

I do intend to get married.

I can't fight for everyone.

Then don't speak in a manner which offends me, please.

(I can't truly speak of that on such a public venue, I'm afraid. But I am not simply using a figure of speech.)

Most people can't fight for everyone. Do what you can, when you can. Know when to run. Sacrifice doesn't know an age limit, but I fucking hate it when kids get themselves killed.

I talk how I talk and you, like everyone else, is just going to have to deal with it. If you grew up where I did, you'd sound like this, too.

(Then let's have a chat, some time. Even if we don't agree on anything else, I think we can agree that people need to be protected in an... effective manner, right?)

Death doesn't know any age limit, either.

You can still get your point across without crude slang.

(I can agree on that, of course.)

I know that well.

I'm sure I could. If I felt like it. But I don't give a fuck.

(Fine then. Some time today, if possible.)

But why not? Doesn't it matter to you how you present yourself? You're an intelligent man, why shroud that in common speak?

Alright.