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To whom it may concern, regarding the current menu:

At one time, there was the option of taking tea with one's meals. I know that I, and several others, quite enjoyed this, and would like to request that it become available again.

If possible, I'd like an Earl Grey, a choice of oolong or green tea, and a herbal infusion, such as chamomile. I can also provide the name of a company that sells a delightful caffeine-free vanilla hazelnut blend.

Regards,

- M.E.

[identity profile] clockmongler.livejournal.com 2008-01-05 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
and here I was thinking it was just asians and the rice

Child, I enjoy tea as much as the next bloke, but please. Have some decency. These people have kidnapped you and they're already doing a particularly splendid job of feeding you as far as I, a fellow patient, can see - the more you whine to them about accommodations, the easier they can break you. Is that what you wish for?

[identity profile] clockmongler.livejournal.com 2008-01-05 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
You should find comfort in the fact you've yet to lose your life.