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[personal profile] ham_fisted2012-09-18 05:21 pm
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[signed; messy scrawl]

[large inkblot]

How's everyone doing this morning!?
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[personal profile] ham_fisted2011-12-12 12:51 am
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[first note is unsigned, undisguised handwriting; second note is signed, placed far away from first]

[A few ink marks where he tapped his pen against the page.]

Suppose someone wanted to take fingerprints. How would they go about making fingerprint powder from scratch?

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Paramedics! (aka Tear & Co.)

Did you want to try again?
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[personal profile] ham_fisted2011-09-01 08:24 pm
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[messy scrawl; signed]

Alright, I got a question for everyone. Have any of you [a bit of a mess where he squeezed in 'recently'] met someone going by the name of Miles Edgeworth? What about Phoenix Wright? I saw them last night, but now I can't find them anywhere!

[a few false starts] Ms. von Karma - you you're still here, right? Have you seen them, sir?
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[personal profile] ham_fisted2011-05-20 11:11 pm
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[posted before evening; strikeouts illegible]

Mr. Edgew

M.E.,

We're all doing fine here, so don't worry about us. I've been doing what you asked. about

Mr. Wright That lawyer has been gone for a while. Is he with you, sir?

If you're reading this, don't forget to

Please, sir! Give me a sign that

If you're out there, I hope you know what you're doing, sir. Just give the word and I'll do whatever I can.

[His signature is messier than usual, but it may be recognizable to some. He has moved away from the board, so he won't see any replies.]
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[personal profile] ham_fisted2011-01-11 08:19 pm
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[shaky and rushed handwriting, pen pushed hard into paper]

Ms. von Karma,

[There are several false starts and scribbles.]

Are you alright, sir!?
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[personal profile] ham_fisted2009-02-20 08:53 pm
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[kinda messy handwriting; signed 'Roderick' by a nurse]

Mr. Edgeworth,

Sorry, sir... They said they wouldn't let me out of here until I got better.


Mr. Wright,

[small inkblot where the writer paused to think] Stay out of trouble, pal.
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[personal profile] ham_fisted2008-04-13 12:51 pm
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[signed, messy but still sort of legible]

Those who leave their phony name with a not-so-phony room number below
May find a surprise in their room tomorrow!


[arrow pointing to 'room number'] wait, wouldn't they include

Hey, I could deliver them ALL!