[messy, boyish scrawl]

[redcladidealist]

ISHIDA

are you all right? we coudn't find you last night.

I have something of yours to. when can I give it back?

-Lloyd

Comments

[thisisyourgod]

HOLY SHIT, YOU'RE ALIVE.

[repelling]

No, I died. I am clearly a ghost.

[thisisyourgod]

I KNOW YOU'RE JOKING, BUT THIS IS NOT AN IMPOSSIBILITY WHERE I COME FROM SO MY SURPRISE WOULD BE LIMITED.

[repelling]

Likewise.

[ Pen taps. ]

Thank you.

[thisisyourgod]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THANKING ME FOR

YOU'RE WELCOME. I GUESS.

YOUR FRIENDS ARE IDIOTS, THOUGH.

[scrapped]

[repelling]

They aren't my fr

He isn't

[ tap tap tap and now this note is a mess, so ]

[repelling]

They might not have been so bad if you'd stuck to the story.

[thisisyourgod]

IT WAS A LAME STORY AND I'M NOT A VERY GOOD LIAR.

[repelling]

What's lame about "he changed his plans"? Not only is it a standard, it's too general to be either cool or lame.

[faeth]

No, it was a pretty lame story, actually.

[redcladidealist]

HEY!

I'm just as smart as you!

[thisisyourgod]

OH MY GOD, I AM NOT GETTING INTO AN ARGUMENT OVER WHO'S SMARTER.

LET'S JUST AGREE TO DEAL WITH OUR OWN PERSONAL INEPTITUDES.

i'm sorry but i had to

[repelling]

Who is your god, anyway?

[thisisyourgod]

WHAT

[redcladidealist]

your the one who called me an idiot first

[thisisyourgod]

YOU'RE THE ONE GETTING ALL YOUR POSTS GRAMMAR CHECKED.

[faeth]

Is "idiot" better or worse than a "nooksniffer"?

[repelling]

What is a nooksniffer?

[ PRESSING HARD BECAUSE HE THINKS SOMEONE DIDN'T WATCH HIS LANGUAGE ]

[faeth]

I know! His vocabulary's really fascinating, isn't it? For example, our lips are called "seedflaps," and apparently there's something called a "reaper racoon" that you can get your head stuck in?

... Judging by the context, I'm guessing nooksniffers don't spend their time smelling corners, though.

1/3

[repelling]

[ There is just one exceedingly giant dot just a ]

.

[repelling]

No, I don't imagine they do.

[repelling]

[ However, actually... ]

"Seedflaps" is pretty creative, though. It would be interesting to put together a kind of dictionary of his terminology.

[thisisyourgod]

YEAH, PROBABLY.

[faeth]

. . .

Which is it?

[thisisyourgod]

IT'S BETTER, OKAY?