[handwriting is carefully disguised]

[propheteer]

For those who may not know: the man to thank for yesterday's mishap goes by the name of Snow Villiers. Some of you may recall already having seen him attack the staff before now.

Feel free to post your appreciation here!

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[also anon - strike-out illegible]

[dividedby]

...Were you carrying a sound recorder on you or something?

As another witness to this...incident, I'm verifying this account as the truth.