in small neat script, unrecognizable from his normal writing.

[purgatio]

Good day, compatriots.

I'm looking for someone who's willing to teach hand to hand combat. I am only looking for an experienced user of any style, as long as it can be learned--at least the basics--in a short period of time. A week, hopefully, though of course, I'm understanding if it's a bit longer.

In return, I will pay whatever you like in what can be found within this place. Information, toy weapons, hard to find items... Whatever you prefer.

Please let me know. I'll be most grateful.

-667

Comments

[same style as the top post forever]

[purgatio]

[ Oh, how charming.... Albedo's patience is infinite. ]

I'm not too familiar with the styles myself. I wasn't sure what a good length of time would be.

Are you saying you could teach it, though?

[zanuff]

[ That is good because it takes infinite patience to deal with this one. ]

It doesn't matter what the style is, I wouldn't trust it if it only took a week to learn.

I can teach mine, but only if you're willing to spend the rest of your life on it.

[purgatio]

It's not for me. I have an associate who requires self-defense. I would like them to be able to keep themselves from harm. [ And one-up a charming bastard. ] Can you teach that much at least?

[zanuff]

[ oh well in that case. ]

Why didn't you say that sooner? It's dangerous here if you can't fight.

Fine, I can do that much. Who is it?

[purgatio]

I'd be paying you for the services, so I'd like to meet with you and my associate later on. Let me know what you wish for payment and I'll have it ready for you. If you're qualified, you'll receive the payment then and a bonus when I find the training satisfactory. Is that something you can agree to?

[zanuff]

I don't need payment, just vote for me later.

When do you want to meet?

[purgatio]

[ ...Just... vote for.... There is a small child staring at the board. ]

Right.

If you give me your name and description, I'll find you.