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[hat_einen_vogel]

[The following has been posted very close to another note, so that it's slightly overlapping. The writing at the top mimics the other post.]

To Those Whom It May Concern:

THIS BUILDING AND SURROUNDING LAND HAS NOW BEEN CLAIMED FOR PRUSSIA.

In addition, all non-nations have been granted the honor of Prussian citizenship. Except for Austrians. No objections will be accepted.

Comments

[complicatedliar]

As an actual part of Sweden, I posit that I am in more of a position to say whether or not he would object than you.

Historically, we haven't been overly concerned with borders. Unless said borders are flammable.

[hat_einen_vogel]

If he shows up here, you can ask him at that time. Until then, you're mine.

Honorarily.

And borders are really important.

[complicatedliar]

After careful consideration, I have decided not to accept your offer. While talk of modern Sweden has been quite fascinating, until I've met the gentleman I have no recourse but to fall back on tradition.

Prepare to be invaded. Sir, I shall burn your villages, scatter your people to the four winds, and avail myself of any food stores and items that I find convenient.

[hat_einen_vogel]

It wasn't an offer, but I like your spirit.

If you burn this building and scatter the people, I don't think anyone'll mind too much. Raiding at night's a pretty common thing, anyway.

But if it's a fight you want, I'll gladly accept.

[complicatedliar]

Shall it be a blood feud, or would you like me to leave your children alone? I merely wish to be clear on this point.

[hat_einen_vogel]

I don't have children and never will, but I don't think my little brother will even acknowledge a quarrel with a human.

Let's keep it between us. I'll leave your children alone.

[complicatedliar]

Conveniently enough, I haven't any.

[hat_einen_vogel]

Then that makes things rather simple.

[complicatedliar]

We shall see.

[teabastard.livejournal.com]

'fraid he's all about pacifism and neutrality these days.

[complicatedliar]

Really. That is fascinating.

But even the peaceful may rouse themselves when what belongs to them is threatened, one might think.

[teabastard.livejournal.com]

You'd think. Still let the bloody Germans run all over him.

[complicatedliar]

That is very sad.

Oh well, nothing for it. Back to basics.