damned_bulletin | [unsigned]

Soylent Green is people.

... Allow me to redefine my meaning. Relevant information pertaining to this place especially.

Oh, in that case you must be new here.

A) Don't bother falling asleep at night.
B) If I say too much the people in charge of this place will take down my notes or slap down a bunch of stickers on it, so you have to read between the lines a little.
C) If you're dreaming [Here, he has drawn a line up to point A], you have to find a way to stay safe. Night time hurts, even if it's not real. Try counting the number of bandages on the people around you and tell me it doesn't.
D) If you want the full story, grab the next person closest to you and get answers from them before the day ends. As long as they're not a nurse, you will get the truth.

[Storing all this information away for later, but Kurama leaves the previous notes up. He'd rather not have to keep physical notes. It would be a lot easier to hide information in his head than information on a scrap of paper.]

You are correct. And thank you for your information.

You just spoiled the whole damn movie for me.

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

You're a couple decades too late to be disappointed by that.

Look, some of us have lived in a nice, sheltered bubble away from this awful truth, okay. Even in the 21st century. You should be accommodating to everyone.

Oh my gosh just burst out of your bubble man.

FIGHT THE POWER. LIVE A LITTLE. Expose yourself to the testicular fortitude of Charleston Heston.

And Rosebud was the sled.

[And he just about played along with this joke until he realized it was Sangamon.

And now he doesn't quite know what to say or do. So the next note is folded.]

Did you know it was me, or were you just playing along?

- P.Pa.

Thought it might be. Or your lookalike.

Got a problem with that?

-- S.T.

No

~~I thought you might~~

So you're okay? After the thing?

Knee's never been better.

I meant you're okay with me?

Edited 2011-12-14 10:38 (UTC)

We're cool.

~~Darth Vader is Luke's father~~

~~Spike dies~~

~~Samus is a gir~~

~~Garland is the final bo~~

[Eventually a folded note is left for Peter]

Dammit, all the spoilers I can think of involve people who might actually show up here someday. Or already have.

I realized that after I posted it, but I figure it's a safe enough bet to leave up.

Maybe we should stick to moody period dramas. Like Dangerous Liasons.

Excuse my infiltration of what seems to be a private conversation, but, being new, this is news to me.

Are you suggesting that the fourth wall doesn't quite exist in this place?

[SCREAMING KURAMA WHAT ARE YOU DOING??????????????????

The above chain has been ripped down and hidden forever. In its place is a very peevish reply.]

I know it's not an foolproof thing by any means, but if you thought it might be private then why would you read it in the first place? If we were plotting against you or something we would have done it where it where it would take more effort than flattening out paper to find out about it.

Common courtesy, dude. Leave folded things alone.

[.......................]

... I apologize.

But either way, it was news to me. Though I might add that it's not wise to assume people will leave your notes alone, folded or not, plotting or no.

[You have discovered a hole in his flawless plan. Self righteous bullshit ACTIVAAAAAATE.]

It's not like we have super secret walkie talkies strapped beneath our pants that we can whip out anytime we feel like making fun of the new guy's beak nose.

[Is he detecting a defensive attitude in response to his perfectly valid point? Yes? Yes?]

... Well, that's strangely specific.

In the future, I'll refrain from barging in on any pseudo-private conversations then. Though everything could have been avoided simply by having the conversation somewhere less prominent.

[NO such things have never ever existed in this realm.]

It's a very pressing issue.

Again, sometimes not possible. But thank you.

[unsigned]

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Kurama's impression of people on the bulletin board is basically this face forever....

it is an accurate summation of the bulletin's populace, yes

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he really couldn't help himself

a good trolling is hard to resist

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[HOLY CRAP A FOLDED NOTE that has never happened before]

[he doesn't do it often. this one isn't]

[Strikeouts illegible]

[ho ho ho folded]

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LMFAO SDJGLjLK

LOOK HE HAS BREACHED THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF BULLETIN ETIQUETTE. this cannot go unpunished.

WOW, HE DIDN'T KNOW. And it was totally the fault of the people who put it there, okay. (nottalking)

HIS FOLDED NOTE IS NOT AN INVITATION DX