A) Don't bother falling asleep at night. B) If I say too much the people in charge of this place will take down my notes or slap down a bunch of stickers on it, so you have to read between the lines a little. C) If you're dreaming [Here, he has drawn a line up to point A], you have to find a way to stay safe. Night time hurts, even if it's not real. Try counting the number of bandages on the people around you and tell me it doesn't. D) If you want the full story, grab the next person closest to you and get answers from them before the day ends. As long as they're not a nurse, you will get the truth.
[Storing all this information away for later, but Kurama leaves the previous notes up. He'd rather not have to keep physical notes. It would be a lot easier to hide information in his head than information on a scrap of paper.]
You are correct. And thank you for your information.
Look, some of us have lived in a nice, sheltered bubble away from this awful truth, okay. Even in the 21st century. You should be accommodating to everyone.
[SCREAMING KURAMA WHAT ARE YOU DOING??????????????????
The above chain has been ripped down and hidden forever. In its place is a very peevish reply.]
I know it's not an foolproof thing by any means, but if you thought it might be private then why would you read it in the first place? If we were plotting against you or something we would have done it where it where it would take more effort than flattening out paper to find out about it.
[You have discovered a hole in his flawless plan. Self righteous bullshit ACTIVAAAAAATE.]
It's not like we have super secret walkie talkies strapped beneath our pants that we can whip out anytime we feel like making fun of the new guy's beak nose.
WOW, HE DIDN'T KNOW. And it was totally the fault of the people who put it there, okay. (nottalking)
[Is he detecting a defensive attitude in response to his perfectly valid point? Yes? Yes?]
... Well, that's strangely specific.
In the future, I'll refrain from barging in on any pseudo-private conversations then. Though everything could have been avoided simply by having the conversation somewhere less prominent.
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Kurama's impression of people on the bulletin board is basically this face forever....
it is an accurate summation of the bulletin's populace, yes
A) Don't bother falling asleep at night.
B) If I say too much the people in charge of this place will take down my notes or slap down a bunch of stickers on it, so you have to read between the lines a little.
C) If you're dreaming [Here, he has drawn a line up to point A], you have to find a way to stay safe. Night time hurts, even if it's not real. Try counting the number of bandages on the people around you and tell me it doesn't.
D) If you want the full story, grab the next person closest to you and get answers from them before the day ends. As long as they're not a nurse, you will get the truth.
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You are correct. And thank you for your information.
he really couldn't help himself
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.
a good trolling is hard to resist
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FIGHT THE POWER. LIVE A LITTLE. Expose yourself to the testicular fortitude of Charleston Heston.
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And now he doesn't quite know what to say or do. So the next note is folded.]
Did you know it was me, or were you just playing along?
- P.Pa.
[folded]
Got a problem with that?
-- S.T.
[folded]
NoI thought you mightSo you're okay? After the thing?
[folded]
[HOLY CRAP A FOLDED NOTE that has never happened before]
[he doesn't do it often. this one isn't]
[Strikeouts illegible]
Darth Vader is Luke's fatherSpike diesSamus is a girGarland is the final bo[Eventually a folded note is left for Peter]
Dammit, all the spoilers I can think of involve people who might actually show up here someday. Or already have.
[ho ho ho folded]
Maybe we should stick to moody period dramas. Like Dangerous Liasons.
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Are you suggesting that the fourth wall doesn't quite exist in this place?
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The above chain has been ripped down and hidden forever. In its place is a very peevish reply.]
I know it's not an foolproof thing by any means, but if you thought it might be private then why would you read it in the first place? If we were plotting against you or something we would have done it where it where it would take more effort than flattening out paper to find out about it.
Common courtesy, dude. Leave folded things alone.
LMFAO SDJGLjLK
... I apologize.
But either way, it was news to me. Though I might add that it's not wise to assume people will leave your notes alone, folded or not, plotting or no.
LOOK HE HAS BREACHED THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF BULLETIN ETIQUETTE. this cannot go unpunished.
It's not like we have super secret walkie talkies strapped beneath our pants that we can whip out anytime we feel like making fun of the new guy's beak nose.
WOW, HE DIDN'T KNOW. And it was totally the fault of the people who put it there, okay. (nottalking)
... Well, that's strangely specific.
In the future, I'll refrain from barging in on any pseudo-private conversations then. Though everything could have been avoided simply by having the conversation somewhere less prominent.
HIS FOLDED NOTE IS NOT AN INVITATION DX
It's a very pressing issue.
Again, sometimes not possible. But thank you.