http://fuukaenbujin.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] fuukaenbujin.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] damned_bulletin2011-12-11 11:41 am
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[unsigned]

I need information. Anything anyone might have is fine.

[personal profile] tightsofmight 2011-12-11 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Soylent Green is people.

it is an accurate summation of the bulletin's populace, yes

[personal profile] tightsofmight 2011-12-11 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, in that case you must be new here.

A) Don't bother falling asleep at night.
B) If I say too much the people in charge of this place will take down my notes or slap down a bunch of stickers on it, so you have to read between the lines a little.
C) If you're dreaming [Here, he has drawn a line up to point A], you have to find a way to stay safe. Night time hurts, even if it's not real. Try counting the number of bandages on the people around you and tell me it doesn't.
D) If you want the full story, grab the next person closest to you and get answers from them before the day ends. As long as they're not a nurse, you will get the truth.

he really couldn't help himself

[identity profile] oneman-onekill.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
You just spoiled the whole damn movie for me.

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

a good trolling is hard to resist

[personal profile] tightsofmight 2011-12-11 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
You're a couple decades too late to be disappointed by that.

[identity profile] oneman-onekill.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Look, some of us have lived in a nice, sheltered bubble away from this awful truth, okay. Even in the 21st century. You should be accommodating to everyone.

[personal profile] tightsofmight 2011-12-12 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my gosh just burst out of your bubble man.

FIGHT THE POWER. LIVE A LITTLE. Expose yourself to the testicular fortitude of Charleston Heston.
toxicspiderman: A photograph of a sewer sign indicating that the drain leads to Boston Harbor. (insult to injury)

[personal profile] toxicspiderman 2011-12-12 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
And Rosebud was the sled.

[personal profile] tightsofmight 2011-12-12 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
[And he just about played along with this joke until he realized it was Sangamon.

And now he doesn't quite know what to say or do. So the next note is folded.]


Did you know it was me, or were you just playing along?

- P.Pa.
toxicspiderman: A photograph of a hazard marker in Boston Harbor. (rocks below the surface)

[folded]

[personal profile] toxicspiderman 2011-12-12 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Thought it might be. Or your lookalike.

Got a problem with that?

-- S.T.

[folded]

[personal profile] tightsofmight 2011-12-12 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
No

I thought you might

So you're okay? After the thing?
toxicspiderman: A brightly colored photo of a willow tree on Boston Common. (bend like a willow)

[folded]

[personal profile] toxicspiderman 2011-12-13 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Knee's never been better.

[HOLY CRAP A FOLDED NOTE that has never happened before]

[personal profile] tightsofmight 2011-12-14 10:35 am (UTC)(link)
I meant you're okay with me?
Edited 2011-12-14 10:38 (UTC)
toxicspiderman: A Narragansett beer ad, reading "Hi - Neighbor! Have a 'Gansett" (hi neighbor)

[he doesn't do it often. this one isn't]

[personal profile] toxicspiderman 2011-12-16 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
We're cool.
vstheworld: (get ill like a heart attack)

[Strikeouts illegible]

[personal profile] vstheworld 2011-12-14 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
Darth Vader is Luke's father

Spike dies

Samus is a gir

Garland is the final bo

[Eventually a folded note is left for Peter]

Dammit, all the spoilers I can think of involve people who might actually show up here someday. Or already have.

[ho ho ho folded]

[personal profile] tightsofmight 2011-12-14 10:37 am (UTC)(link)
I realized that after I posted it, but I figure it's a safe enough bet to leave up.

Maybe we should stick to moody period dramas. Like Dangerous Liasons.

[personal profile] tightsofmight 2011-12-15 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
[SCREAMING KURAMA WHAT ARE YOU DOING??????????????????

The above chain has been ripped down and hidden forever. In its place is a very peevish reply.]


I know it's not an foolproof thing by any means, but if you thought it might be private then why would you read it in the first place? If we were plotting against you or something we would have done it where it where it would take more effort than flattening out paper to find out about it.

Common courtesy, dude. Leave folded things alone.

LOOK HE HAS BREACHED THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF BULLETIN ETIQUETTE. this cannot go unpunished.

[personal profile] tightsofmight 2011-12-15 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
[You have discovered a hole in his flawless plan. Self righteous bullshit ACTIVAAAAAATE.]

It's not like we have super secret walkie talkies strapped beneath our pants that we can whip out anytime we feel like making fun of the new guy's beak nose.

HIS FOLDED NOTE IS NOT AN INVITATION DX

[personal profile] tightsofmight 2011-12-15 09:03 am (UTC)(link)
[NO such things have never ever existed in this realm.]

It's a very pressing issue.

Again, sometimes not possible. But thank you.