[evasive on purpose, in light of the recent intercom announcement]

[beforehertime.livejournal.com]

Anyone who knows me can tell you that I have great aim. I hit bullseyes more often than not...and I'm not bragging. I do. Still...right now my talent is going to waste, because I don't actually have anything to hit bullseyes with.

Anyone willing to teach me how to throw?

-Elena

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[norainu]

Throwing is not my best... subject, but I can show you the basics if you want.

I am very good at improvising. That is a skill that might come in handy, as well.

野良犬

[felled-hero.livejournal.com]

I think I might be able to give you a hand. I don't like to brag, but I'm pretty good with throwing a... ball.

[beforehertime.livejournal.com]

Perfect. Do you have any balls we can practise with?

[felled-hero.livejournal.com]

I can come up with something.

[beforehertime.livejournal.com]

Awesome, thanks.

I'll be in the library, if you want to meet.

[numberii.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm not too bad at throwing myself; if you need a dude to help you practice your throwing, I'm the guy you'll wanna talk to.

Heck, I've even got a toy that you can play with; rebounds nicely so you won't have to chase after it if you miss the mark. Cool, huh?
-II

[beforehertime.livejournal.com]

I...see.

[numberii.livejournal.com]

Kids these days... let's see. My doc gave me something that'll be just what, hah, the doctor ordered, if you're wanting to learn how to throw something. But since I've got all the practice I can handle, I can lend it to you for a little while.

And where I come from? No one's a sharper shooter than me. I can give you some pointers if that's what you're looking for; heck, it's not like I have anything better to do with my time.
-II

[beforehertime.livejournal.com]

Okay, sure, but I really was looking for something more along the lines of "sharp, pointy object."

Heh, I'd like that. If I had something to shoot with, I'd challenge you to a marksmanship contest...thing. But I don't.

You're the "dude" who came into my room last night looking for Naminé, right?

[numberii.livejournal.com]

You know? Let's do that; I'll see if I can't get you what you want, and then you can see why I offered what I did. Sometimes it just takes some creativity to see the possibilities.

Now that I think about it, something like bows 'n' arrows might just be what I'm looking for. Lots of wood around here, and something we could make ourselves... huh, I'll hafta think about that.

Yeah, the one with the eyepatch and not nearly half the estrogen emotional problems. That was your room, huh?

[beforehertime.livejournal.com]

I'll be in the library. Feel free to look me up.

Never tried archery...I prefer the good, old-fashioned 9mm semiautomatic. Nice and practical.

The "dude," then. And yeah, it was. Naminé's is next door to me.

[materianinja.livejournal.com]

Elena? As in the Turk Elena?

Heehee.. A Turk learning how to throw things.

This'll be fun to watch. =D

[beforehertime.livejournal.com]

[it looks like she began to write something snarky, but quickly crossed it out]

I believe that my arm is just as functional as yours the one that isn't in a sling, anyway. Turks, believe it or not, are just as human as obnoxious little girls, and can, theoretically, throw just as well.

[materianinja.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah. Human, alright, but you still suck. Proven by your red-haired friend last night when we kicked his ass.

And I doubt you can throw as well as me, so there. =P

[beforehertime.livejournal.com]

Hate to break it to you, but Reno's ass seemed practically untouched this morning.

I doubt you can shoot as well as me, so there.

[offduty.livejournal.com]

"We"? Don't know if you can count this high, but the number of blows you managed to land on me? That'd be zero.