[intense strike outs, as if in anger]

[mateswithnobody.livejournal.com]

Ca K Ok, it's Castsomething I know that much

CASTIEL

1. If I spelled your name wrong, I DO NOT CARE!

2. I get that you are not a:
Human
Fish
Robot and/or Cyborg
Or anything else I may or may not have run through. That said

3. If you are a flippin' WIZARD, or have some ~magical~ ability to turn invisible, then YOU'D BETTER TELL ME RIGHT NOW!!

I swear to God, you'd best have a good explanation for that one, Houdini. You think it's funny leaving a woman all alone in the dark like that? I don't care how many dates you've turned tail and run out on, I WILL make you regret vanishing on me, pal! And no, I am once more, not talking about a literal date!


No love,
Donna - I will find you, and turn you out - Noble

Comments

[freewill]

You mean you remember that too?

[mateswithnobody.livejournal.com]

No, I'm just threatening you for no good reason.

[freewill]

I'm sorry, but we both must have hallucinated that. I... My head is much clearer now. It didn't happen. It couldn't have.

In any case, for whatever I did or didn't do, I'm sorry for giving you trouble.

[mateswithnobody.livejournal.com]

How about I hallucinate my foot right into your backside then? See if you remember that one? Because 'sorry' and playing dumb aren't going to cut it!

[freewill]

What is going to cut it, then? Sorry, but I don't think that you kicking me is going to solve much.

[mateswithnobody.livejournal.com]

You not running when I find you, that'll cut it. And kicking you will just make me feel better, all right?

And another thing, you still haven't answered me! Either tell me what you are, or I'm calling you Fishman for the rest of your life!

[freewill]

Miss, you're going to have to understand that I was not myself last night. I'm completely human, and my name is actually Michael. I apologize for confusing you.

[mateswithnobody.livejournal.com]

Michael huh? Don't like it, and you just lost your chance now.

Fishman it is.

And so you know? Even if you're not playing dumb right now? That's not the way to get me off your back because it only means, confused or not, that you drove me up the wall for nothing last night. Either way you're still in trouble.

[freewill]

Well, come find me in person if you want to discuss it. I could probably explain myself better that way.

[mateswithnobody.livejournal.com]

Sounds good to me.

[affictitious]

He really is making a lot of friends. Wow.

[mateswithnobody.livejournal.com]

Point me to him and maybe you'd make one as well.

Though I'm not going to be happy if you tell me that he's done this kind of thing before.

[affictitious]

He's good at it, let me tell you. Kid doesn't understand how to leave a conversation properly.

[mateswithnobody.livejournal.com]

Sounds like you know him pretty well. Got any tips other than beating him until he learns?

[affictitious]

We have a history.

And nah. Beating him probably works just fine.

[propheteer]

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