[Strikeouts illegible]

[vstheworld]

Brave and noble men of the Mental Quest party,

Who all is in for tonight? And I'm guessing we're starting in the West Ha Farthing again, same as last time?

- Scott Pi Mighty Bassist

Comments

[tightsofmight]

I'm in.

- CG

[vstheworld]

Good man.

- MB

[mirthful]

mental quest?

[vstheworld]

If you don't know what it is, you pretty much don't need to know. It's kind of a dumb story anyway.

[mirthful]

oh.

uh.

okay i guess.

[vstheworld]

Yeah. Weird things like that can come up on the bulletin over time. Man, you should've seen it when the censorship was really bad. You'd have thought half the Institute was high.

i see what you did there.

[mirthful]

so it's not all bein an actual quest?

[vstheworld]

Well That is Yes No?

Depends on your definition of "quest".

[mirthful]

you know.

when you all go lookin for somethin that furthers the motherfuckin game along.

[vstheworld]

In that case I never said it wasn't a quest.

Oh hey, you're a gamer too? Sweet! What do you play?

[mirthful]

uh. i don't know if i'd be callin myself a gamer. but then maybe i am, because i don't know what all you mean. i'm a motherfuckin troll.

we was all playin sgrub.

[vstheworld]

Huh. Not many people would just come out and admit that, but okay. Is that why you write like you're on the internet?

What's Sgrub? Is that like Scrum? Like Armored Scrum Object? Man, you really know your obscure games, if that's what you mean.

[smiley stickers everywhere]

[mirthful]

nah, bro. UsUaLlY I WrItE LiKe ThIs, but the motherfuckers in charge all said that shit was hard to read. it's just bein my quirk.

sgrub is like... uh... i don't even know. my friends just all started playin it, so i all teamed up with them but then like, the world kinda got all motherfuckin destroyed and shit.

OH RIGHT, I FORGOT. I CAN DO DAYTIME NPC SHIT NOW. /runs off after this post

[vstheworld]

[Scott contemplates his reply for a while. Eventually, this is all he's able to write.]

You are strange.

[mirthful]

hahaha!

I think a lot of you humans are strange too, brother.

srsly if all her future customers die, she's gon be pissed

[36-24-35.livejournal.com]

Be careful, all of you!

- Tif Stellar Pianist

[vstheworld]

Will do!

And we totally need to get the band back together sometime soon.

[dualistic]

This code is

I'm in.

- Two-Face

[vstheworld]

Verily, I shall see you there. Or something.

- MB

[its-the-mileage.livejournal.com]

See you there.

[vstheworld]

Best of luck to us all.

- MB

[toxicspiderman]

One blood-powered van, reporting for duty.

[signed with a toxic jolly roger (see icon)]

/glad S.T.'s not around to punch him for the pun

[vstheworld]

Roger, roger.

- MB

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

I'm in.

The Pit is a Farthing?

[tightsofmight]

It's a coin used in old, old England. I think he was going for Fathom, which is an equally ancient unit of measurement, but that doesn't fit right either.

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

And England's on Earth, right?

[tightsofmight]

[...okey dokey then. Peter's drawn you a helpful, if sketchy, miniature map of the world. He's circled the approximate location of the land of tea.]

Right about here.

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

It still looks like that now? No kidding. I'd have thought it would have moved around more in a hundred thousand years or so.

[tightsofmight]

It moves. Just very, very slowly. Plus they haven't had any major political overthrows or invasions or annexing or whatnot in a while. So yes, politically and geographically, England has stayed put.

[vstheworld]

Hey, it's also the name of the bits of land the Shire's divided into! Sheesh, people with no sense of fantastic literary culture if their lives depended on it. =P