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[Unsigned, but undisguised.]

So where do I go to meet the firing squad already?

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Mental Quest peeps:

Sorry I couldn't make it. Had a little date with counselling of the very special variety. How'd it go? And can we do it again so I can make it up to you guys?

- Scott Pilgrim, ~~Mighty Bassist~~ Kind Of Freaking Out A Little Here

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To Guybrush and anyone else who went through the Sun Room yesterday:

[About enough "sorry"s to feed a small third-world country have been pasted here.]

Guybrush, I'll see you at dinner. Hope the nose gets better fast.

- SP

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[Unsigned, but undisguised]

To the guy who asked about going between floors without doors, stairs, or fire poles:

I told you so!!

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At least it's tiny I guess? Could be worse. Could be like a thing that appears on your stat box when people meet you for the first time.

You realize you're just making it more obvious now, right?

[The stat box above has been quietly removed. Confound you and your logic, Two-Face.]

Do you always imagine stat boxes when you first meet people?

Doesn't everyone?

I don't.

How do you know what goes in the stat boxes if you've never met them before?

What do you mean? It's right there in the box.

So...you have stat-box telepathy?

What did mine say?

Names have been censored to protect the innocent.

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Wow that was the least suspicious stat box of all time.

I tried! Your real stat box would've been a dead giveaway.

And your real stat box would've read 'physique of a puffin.'

Excuse me, my box currently and has always been the most truthful.

Can't beat a classic.

That box is naught but slander and lies. Aren't you like 30?

Oh come on, I just turned 24! I'm still on the cusp of 23 practically!!

You're terrible at this!!!

I'm gonna go play in the cool kids' corner now.

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