[Separate notes, all but the first posted a little later in the shift.]

[vstheworld]

[Unsigned, but undisguised.]

So where do I go to meet the firing squad already?

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[Strikeout illegible]

Mental Quest peeps:

Sorry I couldn't make it. Had a little date with counselling of the very special variety. How'd it go? And can we do it again so I can make it up to you guys?

- Scott Pilgrim, Mighty Bassist Kind Of Freaking Out A Little Here

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To Guybrush and anyone else who went through the Sun Room yesterday:

[About enough "sorry"s to feed a small third-world country have been pasted here.]

Guybrush, I'll see you at dinner. Hope the nose gets better fast.

- SP

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[Unsigned, but undisguised]

To the guy who asked about going between floors without doors, stairs, or fire poles:

I told you so!!

Comments

[anon]

[falseblack]

Color me impressed. Think you can do it again?

[tightsofmight]

Because you are a quarter of the size of my emotional trauma. Also excuse you, you've only got like five inches on me.

Lunch had better exist. I am starved like you would not believe. Whatever the case, I'll find you.

[lastlovesong]

Oh, thank goodness. It would've been absolutely horrible if there was one.

If they're punishing the people who fought back yesterday, why are they punishing those who didn't participated in the food fight? I think I might've created a bigger mess when my bucket of water tipped over.

[dualistic]

There's more. From the sounds of it, we're only halfway done.

[dualistic]

You realize you're just making it more obvious now, right?

[tightsofmight]

I'll be there tonight to help you finish, then. Sorry for skipping out, but I figured you didn't need a gimp stumbling all over the place.

[tightsofmight]

Do you always imagine stat boxes when you first meet people?

[dualistic]

What happened?

[tightsofmight]

I got knifed. It hurt very much.

[dualistic]

[Oh god. Harvey does not like knives.]

I would imagine so.

[tightsofmight]

[;LAKSJDAG I DID NOT EVEN THINK OF THAT. I should have made him ask if Harvey wanted to know how he got these scars...]

I got better, though. Hopefully this last half of the basement is the gentle half.

[vstheworld]

[The stat box above has been quietly removed. Confound you and your logic, Two-Face.]

[vstheworld]

Doesn't everyone?

[vstheworld]

I'm all for braving the Tunnel of Fluffy Pillows, myself.

[vstheworld]

I was being metaphorical! Sort of. How do metaphors work again?

But seriously, man, I do sympathize on all that stuff, trauma and hunger both. I know you're having a hard time. Tomorrow will be tough and today will too, y'know? I can try to come up with a way to help you cheer up? But there's not much I can do.

[OOC: It's time once again to play everyone's favourite - "Spot the Reference!" :>]

[vstheworld]

Get me a flipped couch, a table, and a couch standing on its end one of these nights and we'll see.

[tightsofmight]

I don't.

How do you know what goes in the stat boxes if you've never met them before?

[tightsofmight]

Or the Sea of Attention Hungry Kittens.

Do not question the mind of Pilgrim, Peter. You'll only hurt yourself in the end. :|

[vstheworld]

What do you mean? It's right there in the box.

[tightsofmight]

I'd say you were leaning more towards a hyperbole, myself.

I know you're not exactly rolling in a field of peaches either, dude. Don't worry about it. You had a worse night than I did.

At any rate, maybe we should keep the depressing stuff for off the board. Airing dirty laundry in public, mum's the word, yadda yadda yadda.

[Peter has drawn you a picture of a dinosaur. YOUR MOVE, PILGRIM.]

But he must investigate for SCIENCE.

[tightsofmight]

So...you have stat-box telepathy?

What did mine say?

Didn't you know? Scott Pilgrim is SCIENCEPROOF.

[vstheworld]

Names have been censored to protect the innocent.

[vstheworld]

Now there's another basement challenge room I wouldn't mind getting through. Mmm... Peaches...

[Incredibly terrible drawing of a peach tree, with a blob in the dinosaur's hand that is supposed to be a peach.]

Re: Didn't you know? Scott Pilgrim is SCIENCEPROOF.

[tightsofmight]

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Wow that was the least suspicious stat box of all time.

[vstheworld]

I tried! Your real stat box would've been a dead giveaway.