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Can anyone here tell me what planet we're on right now, by chance?

And secondly, can anyone give me word on the current condition of Expel?

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Statement: This boring, totally isolated little planet is called 'Earth' by its natives.

Yeah, but which earth?

Did something happen? As far as I know, Expel is fine.

- Cliff

What, you know Expel!?!!

Wait, you're not from Expel, are you?

So it's true, we're really in a different world?! This is terrible...

I can't really give you any details about what's going on now. I know some history, and I passed by last time I was in the Theta Sector, but that's about it. I guess you're from Expel then? What's your name?

Rhetorical: How should I know, meatbag? I had never even heard of this planet, or even this star system before finding myself trapped here!

...'Meatbag'? You're a few screws short of a starship, aren't you?

Affirmative: Yes, stuck on a little, backwards planet that hasn't even developed any interstellar capabilities, according to most meatbags here. Very depressing.

Yes, I'm from Expel!!! It's a very nice place, but we don't get many, uh.. visitors? None, in fact.

My name is Ashton Anchors. Normally at this point I'd introduce the dragons on my back, but.. uh.. ... yeah. Hahaha, what's your name?

Disagreement: 'Meatbag' is a simple, descriptive term that can be used to characterize all organic life. I like to use it. Even if I did not, my Master ordered that I use it. Master found it quite amusing and accurate.

This is good news. I've heard this already, but it's good to hear it again.

So that's confirmation on Earth, then. Thank you.

You know some history? What history do you know, if you're not actually from Expel?

~~Disagreement:~~ Plants are organic and contain no meat.

You're an AI or something then?

Dragons? That's pretty cool. My name's Cliff Fittir. It sounds like we're from the same universe at least. We should meet up and chat sometime.

Statement: Plants can't appreciate the term in the first place.

Affirmative: Yes. Stuck in a meatbag body.

You just said it could be used on all organic life. Can't blame a meat bag for getting confused.

Huh, go figure. Where are you from?

........Dragons on your back? Either you have a very large back, or...

No, it's normal size, though I daresay a bit more muscular because of it!

Just the stuff everyone knows. I know the people are sort of a mixed bag, and the Quadratic Keys come from there. 'Probably not the best place to discuss this though.

'A bit' might be an understatement, then. That, or they were shifted so that they were smaller. And what in the name of Fire and Rain were dragons doing on your back in the first place?

Oooh, the same universe! Yeah, I've never met anyone here who'd even heard of Expel. :D! Oh, man, this is kind of exciting! ♥♥ Free .. uh.. shift before dinner?

Umm, long story short, they were a bounty, and I was going to kill them. I was fighting them when some people came up and started cheering me on, and I turned around to ask them to be quiet, and that's when they possessed me. So, umm.. survival, I guess? Ah ha ha...

Hey, it's a big universe. ;) I don't have any plans, so I'll see you then. I'm a big guy, short blond hair, blue eyes, tattoos around the neck. Can't miss me.

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