Three separate notes, third of which is folded and addressed to Knives

[vstheworld]

My fellow Questerians!

This game won't beat us yet. Not if we can get to that freaking basement level. Who's up for some major kickbutt-ery? Adventurer? [hastily scribbled, still legible] Mage? Costumed Fighter?

Also is the Ringmaster still interested in meeting up with the party sometime?

- Scott Pilgrim, Mighty Bassist

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Senna -

Thanks for yesterday. I mean it. :)

- Scott

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Knives -

Come on, man. You can come out now. Give me something. Please? You're scaring me. [pen tap] And I miss you. 

- Scott

Comments

[tightsofmight]

And did you find any treasure that wasn't clipboards or bulletin pens?

Yes, tragically. He is rather like an barnacle and clings to your face until you like him.

[windstwilight.livejournal.com]

Boxes and gameboys, it seems. :P

Ha! There wasn't much clinging. Though he might have to that "toy" sword I have.

[tightsofmight]

Oh! Gotcha.

Then you got off way easier than I did. And what. Since when do you have one of those? You never told me about that.

[windstwilight.livejournal.com]

Pssh, I've had that. Plus a couple others.~ I am far more hardcore than you know.

[tightsofmight]

This is a terrifying revelation. I shall have to keep it in mind.

[vstheworld]

But faces are so comfy.

Also the lady does have a pretty badassowls toy sword. I totally want one ASAP.

[tightsofmight]

You know what's not comfy? Barnacles.

Okay now I'm just plain miffed that you've both seen and heard of this mystical sword of hers and I haven't. Also if you had one I'd be filing for life insurance. Those things are not suitable for children ages three and under, Scott. You know this.

[vstheworld]

Well maybe if you'd get to know a few...

And hey! I just happen to be a total bad dude with toy swords. [The word "toy" was hastily added in with an arrow mark after the fact.] I have a longsword proficiency and everything. Not even joking.

[tightsofmight]

I'm pretty sure one barnacle is enough trauma for a lifetime.

Uh huh. And I suppose the study of the longsword is an ancient Canadian art?

[vstheworld]

Oh yeah, it's a pretty standard part of Canadian education and upbringing. It's right there in school next to Igloo Building, Polar Bear Riding, Queenology, Lumberjacking, and HOOOOCKEEEEEEY.

No seriously, it was either that or Skateboarding. And skateboarding is lame.

[tightsofmight]

You forgot American History.

Agreed. Though you can't get arrested for carrying a skateboard in public.