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[tiny-chef.livejournal.com]

Hey guys!

I feel better now!

- Remy

Comments

[threepwood]

And you sound more like the proprietor of a Used Ship Emporium when you talk than the crazy French doctor who wanted to dissect me for science, lack of accent and all.

We both know what language we speak, so I'm thinking the voodoo translator theory holds water.

[tiny-chef.livejournal.com]

Voodoo?

I don't understand half the things you say.

[threepwood]

Elaine tells me that when I've been dipping into the grognog during holidays.

[Another blot. Aww, he made himself sad.]

Voodoo is this magical [blot] stuff that when you get the right ingredients together can do powerful things, like curse people and kill ghosts. And sometimes tell you where to go if you're all out of ideas.

[tiny-chef.livejournal.com]

Does voodoo know how to get to the kitchen?

[threepwood]

A map could tell you how to get to the kitchen.

[tiny-chef.livejournal.com]

Well, yes, but it can't get me there.

[threepwood]

That's what your feet are for.

[tiny-chef.livejournal.com]

You saw what happened when we tried to use our feet.

[threepwood]

The right kind of voodoo could get rid of those demon toads, probably. Until then, you'll just have to try again. Those things aren't out every night. It was just bad luck.

[tiny-chef.livejournal.com]

[Some hesitation marks on the paper.]

Demon toads?

So can you make the right voodoo?

[threepwood]

Demon toads or whatever those things attacking us were.

And no. I usually turn to a friend to help me when it comes to getting the recipe. I'm better at finding the ingredients and performing the voodoo.

[tiny-chef.livejournal.com]

I thought they were more like cats or something. Did you get a good look at them?

So what you're saying is no, voodoo isn't going to help me get to the kitchen.

[threepwood]

It was dark, I'd lost my flashlight, you were in Frenchman mode, and we were being attacked by ankle-biting rat monsters. No, I didn't really get a good look at them when I wasn't swatting them away with my shovel.

And no, voodoo probably isn't going to help you get to the kitchen unless you know where to get an appropriate recipe. You'd be better off finding a buddy with a map and a weapon and the two of you walking there and hoping the monsters are feeling charitable.