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Please be on the lookout for a young girl about 5 feet tall with dark spikey hair. Her name is Rhode Kamelot and she is extremely dangerous, so please be careful! We spotted her last night. She may be with a tall man with dark hair called Tyki Mick. If you see either of these people, please let me know! They should be avoided at all costs! I drew a picture of Tyki last time, so please refer to it if you have questions about his appearance. I'll try to draw one of the girl as soon as possible. Thank you for your time.

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Noted. Thank you.

Is there anything further regarding her that should be discussed away from the boards?

I'll take care of it. I just thought you should know who to be wary of.

Thank you. If any other situations arise, let me know.

Thank you for the warning!

Oh I'm sure she's not as bad as you're making her out to be.

You have no idea. I assure you, she is that bad.

What exactly has she done, hmm?

The last time we met, she used wooden stakes to nail me to a wall. I have no desire to see anyone relive such an experience.

Nailed to a wall? Hmm, that's pretty creative.

It's not some kind of joke.

It's pretty funny to me, so it must be.

I'm serious! It really happened!

Don't worry, I believe you. That's why it's funny.

You sound as bad as Rhode! It's not funny at all!

Thank you! And that's because you're not laughing enough, silly child.

Who could possibly laugh when they're in pain like that?

I, for one, find it very amusing when others are suffering. Nothing else brings a smile to my face.

Any other questions?

I think I'm going to be ill.

You don't happen to work for the Earl, do you? How can you do that to your fellow-man?!

You're in luck, there's plenty of nurses and doctors around. I'm sure they'd be willing to give you some medicine.

I like working for the Earl. He always gives me fun and exciting things to do. As for how... that's pretty easy. I usually take a knife, and stab them with it until I:

A.) Find another way to entertain myself. Electrocution often comes to mind.

B.) They give up on me, which makes them trash.

That's not very reassuring.

That's terrible! I can't allow that kind of behaviour!

Try not to lose any sleep over it, I wouldn't want that.

What're you going to do about it?

Well, if you work for the Earl, I'll have no choice but to stop you of course! Even if you don't, that kind of behaviour is intolerable! Think of the innocent people you're hurting!

Feel free to try, I could use the exercise.

What are you talking about? I think about them all the time. I think about how their screams are music to my ears, if I want to kill them quickly, or make them suffer... Things like that, you know.

Just who is this?!

Do you really want to know?

Yes! Tell me!

But why? It's so much fun to keep messing with you like this. Don't you think so?

I really don't find this fun at all, no! But if your habits are really as morbid as you say, I think it won't be hard to trace you whether I get your name here or not.

You really shouldn't be so stiff and dull, loosen up why don't you?

Now there's a good idea, and I happen to like games. Should I be expecting you some time then, Allen? Oh, but I don't even know what you look like...

I'd much rather be thought stiff and dull than torture and murder people.

So you'll find me then? Fine. I'm a little over five feet, white hair cut around my chin. There's a mark on my left eye, a pentacle. I don't suppose I'll get as much from you?

You should try it sometime. You might find it to be very invigorating!

How do you want to do this? Shall we have our date during the night? Or would you choose the bolder option of seeing me at lunch. And since you've been so kind to me...

I'm wearing a gray shirt, with a stupid little smiley face on it. Does that help?

I'll pass.

It doesn't matter when. Since I can't find you without a description, one is as good as the other.

Hardly.

Your loss, then.

Letting me pick the time for our date? Alright, keep an eye out for me at lunch will you?

I'll be sure to do that.

Rhode Kamelot? Interesting name. If I see anything, I'll let you know.

--A.F. II

Oh, oh! Is this Allen-kun~? You're writing bad bad things about me, you meanie! Want me to kiss you again, hm? I'd be happy to~ <3

My intent was not to be malicious, I only wanted to warn them about a potential hazard.

I would really prefer you didn't.

((nice sloppy maple syrup kiss splattered in response)) ~♥

Allen, is she one of those Akuma? How do you and Ravi know her??

And, are you doing all right this morning? My vision is still... dim.

-Rukia

She's not an Akuma. She's ~~something else entirely~~ human. It's complicated.

I'm fine, don't worry.

[[strikes are illegible]]

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