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Prosecutor Manfred von Karma and Detective Dick Gumshoe:

Your presence is requested for a certain social function. I don't wish to be waiting around forever, so please come to the room as soon as you can. You may bring 1 guest.

Sincerely,
Franziska von Karma
Prosecutor

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[lawful_perfect]

Understood. Be assured that I will arrive as soon as possible today. Any later than that would be completely unacceptable.

-- Prosecutor Manfred von Karma

[ham_fisted]

Why do you want us to bring 1 guest, sir? You've got me, after all. And what could be better than that?

[inkblot where writer paused to think] What room, sir?

[iwhipthefool.livejournal.com]

Why are you so useless!?

Read the note again. [Franziska has bolded and underlined the words waiting, room and 1 twice as hard as last time.]

[ham_fisted]

Huh? But that's what I

Right! I know exactly what you're saying, sir!

[lawful_perfect]

...

Detective Badd would be infinitely better than you, idiot! At least he would have no trouble comprehending perfectly clear instructions like the ones from Franziska.

As soon as we all get out of this miserable asylum, the first thing I'm doing is having your pay docked!

[ham_fisted]

Everyone knows that Detective Badd is the best in the business, so I can't take offense to that!

[small pen streak where he winced] Hey, you can't do that!