[In loopy, cartoonish handwriting.]

[simplemechanics.livejournal.com]

When things are uncertain, that's when you most need a glimpse into the future! Is there a bright and happy homecoming ahead, or only more gray? You don't know, but I might!

So how about it, care to have your fortune told? It's my job, after all. Don't be shy! You're not alone, 'cause everyone has a question they're dying to know the answer to! Just don't blame me if it isn't what you wanted to hear.

Comments

[composers-proxy.livejournal.com]

Is this some kind of joke?

[simplemechanics.livejournal.com]

"Don't let what you don't have prevent you from using what you do have."

I'm not sure! Do you think it's a funny one?

[notthistrain.livejournal.com]

...Cait Sith?

[flamingfurball.livejournal.com]

(http://s37.photobucket.com/albums/e69/Acceberski/damned/?action=view&current=nanatresting.jpg)

[simplemechanics.livejournal.com]

"Your favorite color is blue."

Wait, no, I think I've already used that one... how about this one instead?

"You will receive unexpected support soon."

[buteo-sapiens.livejournal.com]

Sure, why not?

[simplemechanics.livejournal.com]

"Right now there's an energy pushing you in a new direction."

[thecamellia.livejournal.com]

Exactly how does your fortune telling work?

[simplemechanics.livejournal.com]

It's just what I do!

"Being happy is not always being perfect."

[rocksthecourt]

Oh? Well doesn't this sound fun.

And what would be the price for this fortune?

[simplemechanics.livejournal.com]

No charge, of course! Why make anyone gamble more than we already have to?

"You will be called to fill a position of high honor and responsibility."

[gald_digger]

That picture's really cute! Do you do love fortunes?

-Anise ♥

[simplemechanics.livejournal.com]

For you, of course I can!

"A quiet evening with friends is the best cure for a long day."

... ... Let me try that one again!

"If you wish for someone to open their heart to you, do not close your lips to them."

[Strikes legible if you squint a little]

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

REEVE?!

Cait...

Is that you? What?

[simplemechanics.livejournal.com]

So you know me! That's both good and bad, huh? If you try to find me, I won't look like how you'd expect me to.

"You are the master of every situation."

[whichwayagain.livejournal.com]

Fortune telling? It's not something I'm inclined to believe in, but if you don't mind doing it for entertainment purposes only?

-Mihai Mihaeroff

[Surprised to see that Mihai is not, in fact, a figment of his imagination.]

[simplemechanics.livejournal.com]

Entertainment is a great purpose!

"Share your happiness with others today."

[akarusa.livejournal.com]

Sure, it sounds fun!

[simplemechanics.livejournal.com]

"Time is the wisest counselor!"

[zack-fair.livejournal.com]

Whoa, I didn't realize you could talk! Or... give fortunes.

Thanks for all the help back in the day, by the way!

- Zack

[simplemechanics.livejournal.com]

The last time I met someone with your name, I was a lot younger. I can do a ton of new stuff now!

"Never cut what you can untie."

[block handwriting, not disguised]

[ryuuzaki]

What would induce you to make such a preposterous offer?

[simplemechanics.livejournal.com]

What would stop me?

"Next opportunity you get, go on a rollercoaster!"

[feartehreaper.livejournal.com]

Sure, why not?

[simplemechanics.livejournal.com]

"You will win success in whatever calling you take up!"

[numberii.livejournal.com]

...y'know, for a second, I thought you were someone else. Way to get my hopes up, dude.

Well, I guess I'll want my future told, but don't blame me if the result's funny. Also, gonna join in the chorus an' ask how you tell it.
-II

[simplemechanics.livejournal.com]

Who did you think I was? I'm really curious now.

They just come to me, that's all!

"People who are late are happier than those who have to wait for them."

[revolutionise]

That's a nice thing to do for people! Sure!

[strikeout mostly illegible]

[vstheworld]

Wow, sweet! How big is this cast now?

Lay it on me, Catman Crothers!

[lastlovesong]

I would like my fortune be told please, Mr. C.S.

[teabastard.livejournal.com]

I'm curious enough to want a fortune.

[ai-no-minako.livejournal.com]

Are you really a talking cat?