[written in a very feminine cursive]

[voodooanonymous.livejournal.com]

Yesterday in Doyleton I met a man calling himself Guybrush, who said he was a ^mighty pirate. I know many of the patients don't belong here, but he was very suspicious and said some very rude things to me. Is there anyone that can tell me more about him, or what he's been doing the last couple of days? I don't feel safe with him around.

- Chris

[the word "mighty" has been scrawled in by Guybrush after the fact]

Comments

[threepwood]

[The word "Mighty" has been added before "pirate" in the above note, written in a childish scrawl that could only belong to Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate.]

[written in equally girly script]

[piggy-king.livejournal.com]

Ooh! I think I know who you're talking about! He was all creepy and I think he was hitting on me! As if I would ever go out with such a scrawny wimp~

Are you doing anything later? I don't think he'll do anything to us if we stick together.

- Paula

[threepwood]

[From after "creepy" to "wimp~" has been crossed through about a dozen times in the hopes of preventing his wifey poo from seeing such libelous remarks.]

Re: [written in equally girly script]

[voodooanonymous.livejournal.com]

I'm still pretty new, and don't really know anyone else (maybe that's why he was bothering me?) so I'd like to meet whenever you can! Is there some way I can recognize you?

["Paula" handwriting; strikeouts legible with some effort]

[piggy-king.livejournal.com]

Well, people always tell me that I have beautiful pale skin. How about we meet tonight later at the entrance to the sun room?

[feminine 'Chris' handwriting]

[voodooanonymous.livejournal.com]

[the above two notes have been taken down, and this in their place, folded over with a heart on top]

Alright, I'll find you there! Although I'm jealous of your skin, I haven't been able to shave in ages!

[disguised writing in a very simplified, but still feminine hand]

[selfrescuer.livejournal.com]

Chris? Is that you? I'd recognize your ridiculous handwriting anywhere! I can't believe you're here! It's so good to see someone I know!

Are you spreading nasty rumours about boys to make up for the gaping black hole in your soul, the bottomless well of nastiness in your heart, and your multitude of horrible skin diseases again? That's my Chris. ♥

- Tina

[feminine 'Chris' handwriting]

[voodooanonymous.livejournal.com]

I don't know who you are, but what a horrible, cruel thing to say! :(
Is this Mr. Seepgood or one of his cronies? Please just leave me alone!