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[justawaketylor.livejournal.com]

Dear Doctors, Nurses and Other People:

Hello. I think we should have more drinks. These are the drinks and why:

1. Alcohol. Alcohol is actually very healthy. It has good heart benefits. Also, it can help depression really fast, cleans things, and sedates people. A room of drunk happy people will be much easier to move from one place to another than a room of grumpy people. This is why I think we should have alcohol.

2. Tea. Tea is very important. Tea is good for waking up or if you want to eat Chinese and Japanese food. I think it is popular in old Britain too, so all of Earth loves tea. Since I am from Earth, I like tea too. Green tea is the best. Black tea is good too. People with tea are healthier, because of anto antiax reasons. Tea is relaxing. People will become better friends with tea. This is why we should have tea.

3. Coffee. Coffee is also loved all over the world. People who have not had it should get to try it. It is very good for waking up too. Also, I think it is healthy, because I drink it and I am very healthy. Even if it is decaf and in the morning only, please let us have coffee.

This board is very helpful! Thank you for putting it up. Since I saw messages being read, I thought you would read this. I worked very hard on this message.

I think other people will agree that these things are important drinks!

Sincerely,
J.U. Tylor, Lt. Comm., UPSF

Comments

[feartehreaper.livejournal.com]

LOL, what You're new, aren't you? :)

[justawaketylor.livejournal.com]

That's right! I just got here this morning. How did you figure it out?

[jokers-wildcard.livejournal.com]

You forgot soda. And milkshakes.

[justawaketylor.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry! I was just thinking of what I wanted, that was selfish of me.



So, also, we should have soda and milkshakes.

[tightsofmight]

My kingdom for a root beer.

[stlg13bomber.livejournal.com]

They don't have coffee here? That's got to be against the Geneva Convention. Coffee's practically a basic nutrient.

I don't care much about tea, it tastes funny. Maybe some for the British, Japs and the Chinese people, I guess that would make them comfortable.

[justawaketylor.livejournal.com]

I haven't gotten any coffee, and if they were going to give us coffee, they should give it in the morning when everyone's sleepy.

It's too bad you don't like tea. But everybody likes different things! Maybe you have to grow up with it to like it.

[teabastard.livejournal.com]

The Geneva Convention says nothing about coffee being a basic right of prisoners. I should know. I was there when it was written.

And tea is a superb drink, much better than coffee.

[meitantei.livejournal.com]

You really might want to tone down the World War II-era epithets, there. There happen to be quite a few of us from Japan here at this lovely hospital, after all.

-Shinichi Kudou

[vstheworld]

You forgot to mention that alcohol tastes yucky. Eugh.

[justawaketylor.livejournal.com]

Only people who want to drink should drink! Even if I don't think it tastes yucky.

[teabastard.livejournal.com]

I definitely approve of being provided with tea and alcohol. Coffee means nothing to me.

[justawaketylor.livejournal.com]

I'm glad we agree on most of it! Maybe the important people here will agree with us too.

[mistressmadgirl.livejournal.com]

Yes. We should definitely have coffee!

[justawaketylor.livejournal.com]

Thank you for supporting our important cause!

[kingside]

Coffee would be wonderful.

[justawaketylor.livejournal.com]

Lots of people miss coffee! I'm sure they'll pay extra attention when they see we're all united about that.

[heraldric.livejournal.com]

CARROT JUICE.

[justawaketylor.livejournal.com]

... And we want carrot juice too!

Unless that's just a weird way to curse. It kind of looks like one.

[notachick.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'd love to see some good tea here. I wonder if they'd be able to prepare it properly though.

-Kaneyoshi

[justawaketylor.livejournal.com]

I'm okay with cheap tea, but that's a good point. Maybe we can have tea parties!

[mateswithnobody.livejournal.com]

GOD YES! To all three of them too! You don't know what I've give for a Chai Soy Latte right about now. Could probably have it with some alcohol mixed right in too.

[justawaketylor.livejournal.com]

Thanks for joining in! I'm glad so many of us feel the same about this.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Man, I'd kill for some jasmine tea right about now.

[justawaketylor.livejournal.com]

We need a lot of different kinds of tea. It might be a problem, but I hope they'll realize how sincere we are about it! For some people, tea's practically a pasttime.

[Changing Writing Styles Every Few Words]

[mind-the-sukima.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't mind some sake...

[justawaketylor.livejournal.com]

And not getting enough alcohol can make people shaky and write funny!

So that's another way it's healthy!

[degozaruyo.livejournal.com]

This one certainly wouldn't mind some good tea, for once. Or maybe a hint of sake, but that's probably too much to ask.

-Kenshin

[justawaketylor.livejournal.com]

Thank you for joining us! I think they have to understand our dreams, with so many supporters.

[slipperymagic.livejournal.com]

Yes please.

Sadly, I fear this will fall on deaf ears. The powers that be would never stand for anything that might make the patient body happier. Our peace-of-mind must be counterproductive to their goals.

[justawaketylor.livejournal.com]

We can't just not do anything, that'll definitely not get us new drinks, right?

And they probably just mean the best, and don't realize how important coffee, tea, and alcohol are to people.

[disguised childish handwriting]

[ryuuzaki]

While I am in agreement with your proposals in a general sense, at least with regard to coffee and tea, you have phrased them in a way that makes you sound deranged, rather than in a way that makes you sound trustworthy. I doubt that the staff is likely to give much credence to your argument.

Also, decaf would not be acceptable.

[justawaketylor.livejournal.com]

Really? I guess it's a good thing I'm in an institute like this, then!

Thanks for agreeing about the drinks, anyway!