[unsigned, but not disguised]

[piggy-king.livejournal.com]

Lulu,

Just thought I'd let you know that it's officially been one week since we first met. In person, I mean. How's life been treating you?

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[kingside]

It's been one rollicking adventure after another. Yourself?

[piggy-king.livejournal.com]

Oh, you know. Same old, same old.

As it turns out, I've made some new friends, and since you seem to be doing well, I thought I'd just let you know that I don't think we'll be seeing each other much anymore. Best of luck, pigbutt! Lord knows you'll need it here, what with your noodle arms.

[kingside]

I'll cope somehow. Good luck to you as well, Mr. Minch.

[vstheworld]

Am I your friend? Hmm?

- Scott Pilgrim

[piggy-king.livejournal.com]

I don't think I've ever met you.

[vstheworld]

Now why would you say something like that, good buddy?

- SP

[the second part of the note is very dark, as if the pen was pressed down very, very hard]

[piggy-king.livejournal.com]

I say that because I don't think I've met anyone named Scott Pilgrim. Normally people I meet introduce themselves. The only person that didn

Oh, yeah, Scott Pilgrim! We're best buddies! Best buddies. You know, why don't we meet up for lunch, best buddy?

[vstheworld]

Sure thing, dude! You can show me how awesome your PSI has gotten!

- SP