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[chocomancer.livejournal.com]

Good morning, everyone!

Willy Wonka here again, re-opening commissions for my services. You may or may not have heard of me, but before my arrival here I was a confectioner of some renown, and would love to continue that work here for all of you! I will take made-to-order requests for candies and chocolates (including for those of you with special dietary needs) [the "i" in "dietary" here is dotted with a raindrop shape], and all I ask in return is some of the odd trinkets you've collected during your time here, or your help with some of my own projects.

Prices negotiable, free samples available upon request.

Sincerely yours,

 

Comments

[quickdrawbkiddo.livejournal.com]

What is the status on your end of our deal?

-Arlene

[chocomancer.livejournal.com]

It turns out I might need to go into town for one or two of the ingredients. But worry not; I shall be back on this project just as soon as I've gotten my shopping list taken care of. :)

[quickdrawbkiddo.livejournal.com]

Very well. Keep me updated.

[mateswithnobody.livejournal.com]

Oh you are kidding!

[chocomancer.livejournal.com]

Not in the slightest.

I suppose you've heard of me, then?

[mateswithnobody.livejournal.com]

Only if you're the crazy with the candy factory? I kind of doubt... Not very original if it's supposed to be some kind of code name. Try Sparticus, or something.

[in elegant, polished handwriting]

[chocomancer.livejournal.com]

Some crazy antics, here and there
Will stop you falling down a stair

[mateswithnobody.livejournal.com]

[pen taps of "should not respond to crazy people"]

[normal scrawly writing]

[jokers-wildcard.livejournal.com]

How long does it take you to make chocolates?

- [signed with a :O face surrounded by question marks]

[winged_moon]

I'm quite find of chocolate...what sorts of trinkets do you need?