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[see-my-back.livejournal.com]

Whatever that was yesterday, that was NOT ME, okay?! I don't know what the hell it was, but it was definitely not me! I can't believe a whole day got wasted because of this. It's so stupid! AGH!

And to my DEAR visitors. I get why you had to do that the other night, but let me make one thing PERFECTLY clear. THE NEXT PERSON WHO TRIES TO USE MY FOREHEAD AS A BULLETIN BOARD IS A DEAD MAN!!! NO EXCEPTIONS!!

- SAKURA HARUNO -

[The name is signed overly large and defiantly. Clearly someone was quite upset when they wrote it.]

Comments

[see-my-back.livejournal.com]

UNLESS YOU WANT MY FOOT IN YOUR FACE, YOU'LL MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS!!!

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

Query: How? This discussion is taking place via a series of small scraps of cellulose product. Unless you are planning on removing your foot and attaching it to the bulletin, I do not think your plan is at all feasible.

[see-my-back.livejournal.com]

SEE HOW SMUG YOU ARE WHEN I FIND YOU IN PERSON THEN.

JUST BUTT OUT! THE PEOPLE WHO NEED TO READ THIS MESSAGE WILL SEE IT AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS!

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

Answer: Very.

Statement: I was simply providing commentary where appropriate, meatbag. When someone suddenly develops a lack of ability to write in small letters, it seems warranted that replies must follow.

[see-my-back.livejournal.com]

[all replies from HK have been crumpled and left on the floor.]

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

[Posts another note, because he doesn't know when to quit]

Protestation: There are more articulate and sentient ways to respond than wanton paper destruction, meatbag!

[see-my-back.livejournal.com]

And here I thought I was being the mature one, but you still have to get one last dig in, don't you?! Let me clear it up for you. No one gives two shits about your smarmy, asshole opinion! If you think I won't come find you just to pop you one in your jerk-face, you're sorely underestimating me!

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

Query: By sulkily ending the conversation by mercilessly shredding poor, innocent paper scraps?

Statement: And let me clarify myself: I like to prod at meatbags, especially those obviously affected by mere words. It is entertaining.

Addendum: And it wouldn't be the first time, meatbag. And undoubtedly, not the best, either.

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[damned-nurses.livejournal.com]

[There is now a smiley face sticker over the words "shits" and "asshole".]