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Comments

[tightsofmight]

But I just sacrificed the chicken yesterday! What more do you want me to do?!

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Tqo cwuezxm wcn dwqeoijd~! Bos, f dhsd'i shf "cwuezxm," a swec "cwuezxm dkmnx." Gch ij riwqd!

Yoi'ew o gruo swein~ Tcmxz gnx smxowie hfnw coe giz tkj jasd.

[ a bunch of chocolate chip cookies have been drawn on the note surrounding the words ]

[tightsofmight]

...Okay. Okay, I'll do it.

But those cookies had better be home-baked, you hear? None of this convenience store crap they have nowadays.

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