[2 separate notes]

[constellates.livejournal.com]

1. Are there any healers around here?
2. I already know the answer to that first question. Where can I find one?
3. BADOU AND HASEO what are you guys doing tonight?

- "η UMa" (Get it?)




[second note, posted elsewhere on the board, and in anonymous handwriting]

How long does it take for broken bones to heal here?

Comments

[constellates.livejournal.com]

Yeah, no idea why. :P Eat breakfast with me tomorrow, it'll be fun.

Well, can you see the Big Dipper in your sky?

[strayfag]

Yeah, sure.

...I've got no idea.

[strayfag]

Hey, I almost forgot. There's an associate of mine who wants to meet you for a little while. She's trying to figure this place out and she thinks you might be able to help. You up for it? I can explain at breakfast tomorrow.

[constellates.livejournal.com]

Oh... Well, I'll tell you, then! The Big Dipper is a constellation in the sky where I live. There's a star on the end of it, and I really like that star. That's what "η UMa" means.

Sorry, LOL. I'm interested in astronomy :)

And sure thing! I will show her the way. ☆ I'll see you tomorrow!

[strayfag]

Huh, weird. I didn't know you were such a nerd.

Thanks, I'll let her know.

[constellates.livejournal.com]

You'd be really surprised if you saw me IRL, you know. I'm a total bookworm!

She's not your girlfriend or anything, is she?

[strayfag]

What's IRL?

Nah, just someone I talk to. Why?

She's hot so She's probably interested in girls, if that's what you're thinking about.

strikeouts so unreadable lolol

[constellates.livejournal.com]

In real life! Sorry about that!

What the No, I was just Good Just curious! And I'm not gay or anything, geez!

even Alkaid is not exempt from trolling. :[

[strayfag]

Oh, yeah. So what do you really look like anyway?

It's ok to be gay-curious.

neither is Badou :]

[constellates.livejournal.com]

Well, I have kinda the same cut, just that it's reddish brown and stays flat instead of springing up. And my face looks pretty much the same. And my body isn't nearly as exciting as it is here, unfortunately. I look pretty normal!

Oh, you sound like you know that from experience! I don't, so teach me, O Great Homo Guru.

[strayfag]

Weird, you probably look a bit like Mimi someone I know.

Like this: [Busty Asian Beauties is getting a real workout today. Badou left her a picture of (mostly clothed) lesbians, folded over to hide the content from passing nurses.]

[constellates.livejournal.com]

[that picture has been snaaaatched off the board and shoved in her journal somewhere, along with the cockatoo picture (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v258/KittyNakoji/orlyalkaiddrawing.jpg)]

What is this I don't even Is this that magazine from last night?! Sorry, that definitely doesn't get my rocks off!! Aaah, how am I even supposed to reply to this?

Jerk! If you're trying to hook me up with your friend so you can watch us kiss or something, then you're so deluded!!

[strayfag]

I'm not going to stop you if you want to take off your shirts and kiss. It's pretty shitty to get in the way of true love like that.