http://no-ones-son.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] no-ones-son.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] damned_bulletin2009-09-26 11:45 am
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Anyone know where to find matches or a lighter 'round here?

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[identity profile] piggy-king.livejournal.com 2009-09-26 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
I managed to sneak a lighter of Doyleton. Why do you want one, besides the obvious?

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[identity profile] piggy-king.livejournal.com 2009-09-26 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
That's it? Well, just lemme know where I can meet you and I'll lend it to you.

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[identity profile] piggy-king.livejournal.com 2009-09-26 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Whoa whoa whoa. How long do you want it? I thought you only needed it to light a few cigarettes.

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[identity profile] piggy-king.livejournal.com 2009-09-28 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, you never told me you'd need it for more than a few minutes. I don't know about you, but I'm not lending something as valuable as a lighter to someone I probably don't know for a whole day.

I can get you a torch, though. Would that be good enough?

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[identity profile] piggy-king.livejournal.com 2009-09-29 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I doubt they'd have anything that people could light on fire here. I mean, it's not like they'd have much use for anything like matches or lighters in a mental hospital.

Tell you what, you wanna meet up at M-C block tonight and I'll give you the lighter for that nightshift? As long as you give it back tomorrow, I'd be fine with lending it to you.

And you can call me 'Pokey.'